The first one vs the horny one

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I don't own Records of Ragnarok, also known as Shumatsu no Valkyrie or Valkyrie of the end, or Percy Jackson. records of Ragnarok belongs to Shinya Umemura, Takumi Fukui and the anime to Graphinica. Percy jackson belongs to Rick Riordan. Ok have fun.

"Well then time for the next video." said Knight before he was blasted out of the way by a lightning strike. Again. Sucks to have luck Ranking lower then shit. 

"I, the supreme god Zeus, am back and... Why are you not cowering in fear and so on? I have worked two hours on this entrance." said Zeus almost pouting that his grand entrance wasn't as grand as he hoped for.

"I apologize great Zeus. It is just that you were not the, how do i say this, most interesting thing that happened here. And the entrance wasn't as awe inspiring as you thought." said Annabeth nervous. "Really who dares to be more aweinspiring then me! The great zeus!" shouted Zeus angry.

"Zeus!!!!" shouted the voice of a women. "There is only one women in the world that can scream like that and get away with it." said Zeus already fearing the nagging.

"IT IS HERAAAA!" shouted Achilles in panic as he was running away at the speed of sound to the divine bunker while carrying Europa in his arms.

"Oh hello hera. Have a nice day?" can Odysseus be heared. "Not so much Odysseus but thanks for the question. By the way do you know where Zeus is?" asked Hera. "No lady Hera but i did hear a lightning strike down there. But it could have also been one of the other servants with lightning powers." said Odysseus. "Oh thank you. Have nice day." said Hera before she walked down stairs.

Zeus was looking at the creaking stairs before he heared Knight shouting: "Get the fuck in here! I don't want to die of nagging!" while he and Percy were holding the emergency door open. And with a precise jump he jumped through the chute before they closed the emergency exit. Frank and Hazel pushed a dresser on top of it with Annabeth putting a vase and few pictures on it.

"Have you seen my husband? Ah the insolent girl is here. Bow before your goddess." said Hera when she appeared. "Percy. Did you see a goddess? All i see is a useless immortal being here." said Annabeth. "I make sure that you get your punishment later but first of all... oh hey Arkus." said Hera. "Hello... lady Hera. I go by Knight now." said Knight with the fakest smile in existence on his face and the temperature around him being noticibly warmer then normal. It also sounded like the word "lady" was stuck half way in his throat before comming out.

"Who cares. You stay Arkus because i knew you as Arkus. So where is my husband? You. underworld brat. Where is he?" asked Hera while Knights right eye began to twitch. Frank was just restrained by his care for Hazel and roman traditions. If neither of them were there he would have tried to rip her throat out as a bear. Annabeth on the hand was ready for the counterstrike.

"Mmh. He said he wanted to go to this room. And meet someone. He went to room 001 to 010." said Annabeth barely able to restrain herself from having a shit eating grin and naturally everyone who knew who owned these ten rooms also barely restrained their shit eating grin.

Hera seemed to choose between that being a trick or the truth. Thinking that no one would lie to her and that she is too smart to be lied to she choose to think of Annabeths statement as the truth. "Very well. And if you see that insolent Europa here, make sure she gets her punishment." said Hera before zapping herself into that part of the building.

Everyone breathed out before they pushed the dresser away and Zeus climbed out. "That was really good acting and she will probably punish you all later but... where did you sent her?" asked Zeus confused. "Oh nowhere special. Just to some people who know how to handle her." said Annabeth with an evil smile while she called a few people with her phone.

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