Percy Jackson and heroes of olympus reacts

The goddess and the hunter who shot down the moon

I don't own Fate grand order or Percy Jackson.

"Well next we have story with lostbelt 5 Atlantis/Olympus. Namely..." said Knight before pointing upward. "How orion shot down a moon goddess." said Knight.

"...what?" they all asked in utter confusion.

"Is that even possible?" asked Annabeth while thinking of Teddy Orion. 

"Well considering that she was in the body of a machine god that was hanging in low orbit apparently and that orion had only one arrow left it sounded difficult as sure as he was grand archer." said Knight.

"Why "was"?" asked Hazel. "Grand servants need to renounce the grand title to be summoned. The number two then becomes number one and is then the next grand servant." said Knight.

"Wait. You are all ex grand servants then? Like you are ex grand saber. Lord Romulus=Quirinius is ex grand lancer, King Hassan is ex grand assassin, orion is ex grand archer and so on and so forth. Why are you all then still registered as grand servants?!" shouted Frank confused. 

"Because an anti world noble phantasm is apparently a requirement for grand servant status and we can still beat all other servants of our class in single combat if we want to. Except Merlin. He just siphones out peoples will to life by being the slippery son of an incubus he is." said Knight.

"ok... where is Lord Jupiter? Didn't he want to come?" asked Hazel. "Weeeeellllll..." said Knight while grabbing the remote.

(in the bar)

"I am the greatest god ever "snore" i am the greatest god ever "snore" i am the greatest god ever "snore". yes Europa you are more beautyfull then Hera." said Zeus in his sleep while sitting in Moriaties bar. 

"Well then. How can i make use of this?" asked Moriaty while he began his evil chuckle.

(In the theatre)

"He is occupied." said Knight before snapping his fingers and letting Thalia Grace stumble in before she fell face first onto her face. "What a gracefull landing." said Percy. "Fuck you." said Thalia with her face still burried in the carpet.

"... do you... do you want to stand up?" asked Knight carefully. "...Yes. ... Yes i do." said Thalia before standing up. 

"ok. Quick explanation or the long one." said Annabeth. "Quick please." said Thalia. "Interdimensional hokus pokus which lets you see alternate universe with servants who are an entirely different breed of being." said Percy. "Okay. long explanation please." said Thalia. "Well..." began Annabeth.

(...)

"So you tell me that you are all payed, extremely well i might add, to watch stuff from all over the multiverse while dad is above us potentially getting robbed. And we are quest free on top of that. Even if this place seems to be a thousand times more dangeroues then any battle field it seems if what you tell is true." said Thalia.

"I never thought i might be in lifes danger because of an horde of servants and taking the last omlett." said Percy. "And i did warn you to never stand between a hero of old and their eggs in dinosaur form." said Knight.

"Soooooo. What are we watching?" asked Thalia. "Orion. Our orion actually." said Knight which turned Thalia's impression sour. "Reyna told me. So let me tell you. He is nothing like our Orion." said Annabeth.

"How is he?" asked Thalia. "A goofball. A goofball who is a pervert but honestly, he is an alright guy." said Percy. "And from what i get Percys half brother on the divine side." said Frank. "That is not exactly difficult." said Thalia before taking a deep breath.