Percy Jackson and heroes of olympus reacts

Lancer trumps them all

Fate stay night is owned by typemoon and ufotable while Percy Jackson is owned by Rick Riordan. Now we see Shinji suffering and Cu chulain being badass! That is ointment for my poor and weary soul. Cu is on a solid third place of being my favourite servant.

"Well time for the next video!" said Knight before someone stormed into the studio and barricaded the door. He wore a hawaii shirt, shorts and sandals. His blue hair was put together in a long pony tail. "Can i stay here for a bit? Just until Sensei stopped searching for me." said Cu desperate. "Sure old friend. But i have to ask what did you do to make Scahatch angry this time?" asked Knight. 

"I took the last cup of her favourite pudding and when i tried to defend myself, verbally i might add this time, i called her a stupid old hag." said Cu Chulain. "ok then emergency route. Undereneath us is a pool with fluffy the aligator. If you dive in it, she can not get your trail. Also you have more escape routes down there then here. There are also some not so friendly aligators down there so be carefull." said Knight and pulled the lever to reveal the trapdoor. "Thanks man. You are a life saver." said Cu and then jumped down the trap door. "Hi fluffy." said Cu when he was down there and happy alligator noises were heard.

"Who was that?" asked Annabeth confused. "That was my friend Cu. His full name is Cu chulain. He is basicly irish hercules with rune magic and an insta kill spear." said Knight. 

"You know Heracles is physicly stronger but i have better looks. But if you were to look at our legends side by side then i can really see the similarities. But i am still way cooler then this mountain of muscles!" shouted Cu upwards. "Yes, you are and i am now closing the trapdoor! Are you ok with that?" shouted Knight downwards. "Yes i am! If something as small as an alligator did me in then i wouldn't be able to call myself a heroic spirit anymore!" shouted Cu upwards before the trap door was closed.

"Well can we then see something about cu." said Frank. "Well..." began Knight before his phone rang. "uh huh. Wait i should show you how you died. Wait you want to show them how you killed the judas priest and how you terrified that dickward of a boy. Ok." said Knight happy.

"Wait what did he want us to see?" asked Hazel. "Well he wants you to see how a hero saves a girl even after he was stabbed by a sure kill spear and was betrayed by a judas priest." said Knight and turned on the tv.

(Season two episode seven and eight Fsn ubw)

The first thing that could be seen was Rin being slapped in the face by shinji. She glared at him. "What's with the glare? I see, you're as oblivious as ever. Don't you understand the position you're in?" said Shinji. "try looking in a mirror. I'd say you're the oblivious one here." said Rin while being bound to a wooden chair. "Oh, drop the tought act. It's pathetic." said Shinji.

(what i am doing here is fully let those who had not seen Fate stay night unlimeted blade works see how pathetic Shinji so that the moment cu comes in becomes even sweeter)

"By Jupiters lightning imprinted underpants and Plutos skull shaped belt buckel! We have another Octavian! That is almost as worse as Gaia!" said Frank in disbelief. "Well i really hope that idiot gets punished!" said Hazel angry. "Well asshole identified. Time for punishment." said Percy. "Time to try myself on being a oracle. With him being sacrifice." said Annabeth and pulled out her dagger. "And thats one of the reasons why i love you wise girl." said Percy and kissed her.

Tohsaka glared at him for a moment. "Unbelievable. looks like nothing i say will get through to you." said Rin. "Good! That's more like it! So you've finally figured out that you belong to me?" said Shinji while he was leaning forward. (Scumbag speciel. Did someone order a scumbag speciel)