"Fuck you, Mom."

~7~

"Killua, your late." Aizawa scolded, giving him a stern look. Killua yawned, his hands behind his heads. "Yeah yeah, sorry. I was busy." Bakugou scoffed. "did it really take you that long to put on your damn makeup?" Killua slid his hands into his pockets. "Perfection doesn't happen on its own, Bakugou." He turned his head to smirk at the hot headed blondie. "But of course you wouldn't know that." He saw Kaminari try to hold in a laugh as Bakugou's pupils dilated and he looked like he was about to explode. "Quiet. We're having a quirk assessment test. And no this isn't just for fun. The person who comes in last place will be expelled."

Gasps went around the students, although Killua wasn't all too worried. He'd absolutely slammed that practical exam and had no doubt he'd pass this one too with ease. Maybe I'll have a little fun with it and give myself another handicap? He thought, smirking a bit to himself. Aizawa met his eyes, then sighed and continued speaking. "Like I said, I get to decide how this class runs. Understand? If that's a problem you can head home right now." The brown haired girl he hadn't caught the name of yet started complaining about how it wasn't fair, but he tuned her out. He was thinking about how to make this test more fun.

The first test was a 50 meter dash. Killlua watched his opponents participate for a while. Pair after pair ran, and Killua eventually thought of something. Iida seemed to be the fastest, with 3.04 seconds. Chances are there's gonna be a long distance run... "Killua and Todoroki, you're up next." Killua took his place beside Todoroki, who was deeply focused. Killua was the opposite, assuming a relaxed and unbothered stance. "Runner's on your marks! Ready, bang!" Todoroki took off running. But killua simply strolled forward casually. There was an awkward silence as everyone stared at him.

The look on Aizawa's face made it all worth it. Killua shot him an innocent look, before returning to the line. "What the heck? You didn't even try." Mina said, with a frown. "Why?" Killua shrugged. "Just didn't feel like running." Kaminari hummed. "Hey, what even is your quirk by the way?" Killua smiled. "Body manipulation." That lumped together pretty much everything he could do naturally without Nen, save for rhythm echo. "Cool, what does it do?" Mina asked curiously. Kaminari nodded. "ohhh, that's how you made your finger look like a claw right?"

Killua chuckled, then grinned. "Yup, but I can also do this." He said, bending down until his two front hands touched the floor, before kicking his feet up and folding them over his shoulders. His joints popped a little as he had to dislocate his bones a bit, he was flexible but not that flexible. Mina yelped. "Oh my-" , "That is horrifying." Kaminari said, sounding disturbed. From behind him, suddenly he heard a scream from behind him. "OH MY GOD- my soul almost left my body WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!"

Killua unfolded himself and stood back up again, glancing over his shoulder to see his invisible classmate hiding behind Sato. "Quit messing around. Killua, I will not hesitate to expel you if this behavior continues. " Aizawa barked, glaring at Killua. Killua rolled his eyes and sighed. "yeah, sorry." Man, I can't have any fun can I. The next was a grip strength test, which he purposefully held back on. He still got the best score right after Shoji but he wasn't trying to show off too much. During the long jump test he decided to land somewhat in the middle, again he didn't want to go overkill.

Killua slowly walked over to the rest of his classmates, he noticed several of them giving him weird looks but paid little attention to them. Kaminari sidled over to him and sighed. "You know, people are gossiping about you..." Killua shrugged. "So?" Kaminari frowned. "You're not gonna stop them?" Killua shook his head, he was used to gossip. People back home loved to gossip about him, his heritage wasn't exactly a secret. "Let 'em." Kaminari hesitated, then glanced around. "You did really bad on the first test, and you didn't do all that good on the last two either. Aren't you worried about getting expelled?"

Killua felt a sly catlike smirk stretch across his face. "Oh, don't worry about that. I got it all under control." Kaminari rubbed the back of his head. "if you say so-" Kaminari was interrupted by a certain annoying blonde. "You talked so big earlier but that was to cover up how weak you were wasn't it, extra?" Killua turned his head to look at Bakugou, then huffed. "Is that what you think?" Bakugou grinned. "I bet you ran like a wimp the moment you saw that zero pointer." Kaminari blinked. "Actually, he killed the thing. It was sick as hell. How'd you even do that?" He asked Killua. Killua laughed. "That's for me to know, and you to find out." He replied, strolling off to the next test. Leaving Bakugou in shock, questioning pretty much everything he knew about Killua.

He got average scores on the next four tests. he kept an eye on his classmate's abilities as well. He wasn't very impressed for the most part, although Midoriya kind of surprised him with his throw, he wasn't expecting the kid to throw it that hard. The last test was the long distance run, and he'd been waiting for this. Everyone was going to be running at once, and this test he actually decided to take seriously. He lined up with the others, then as soon as the whistle blew he was off. Killua hit the end of the course with astonishing speed, causing Aizawa's eyes to widen. "3.04 seconds" The robot said. Aizawa's eyes narrowed, he'd obviously noticed that Killua had gotten the exact same score that Iida had on the 50 meter run.

"You never take anything seriously, do you?" He said slowly. Killua chuckled with amusement. "You just noticed?" He replied. "Life's boring without stirring the pot a little, don'tcha think?" He waved to Iida innocently as he rounded the corner a while later, with an extremely startled expression on his face. "H-Huh?" Aizawa sighed. "Kid." Killua glanced over his shoulder at him. "Hm?" His teacher looked at him with a very serious expression on his face. "Come talk with me after class." He thought for a moment, then shrugged. "alright, sure." He replied, slipping a lollipop out of his pocket. He'd snuck it into his P.E uniform as he was putting it on. Aizawa's eye twitched slightly and he rubbed his temples. "Killua, put it away. Class is almost over anyways." Killua huffed, rolling his eyes. "You're such a Killjoy, old man." He grumbled, stuffing it back into his pocket.

"Brat."

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