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Warrior's Lady | Ashley x Male!reader

(Requested by Yaboi1234510 )

(NSFW JOKES, NO SEX)

(I've actually got some experience on a similar topic, so I'll replicate my experience in the police academy here a little bit. Just for fun, I'm gonna tag every single thing I mention that has happened to me with an (F), which means fact.)

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Ahhh... letting myself rest for a little while... it's nice. All of the bullshit I gotta take at the academy really sucks, so I'm extremely glad to be coming back, especially to my good friend, Andrew. He's slightly younger from me by a couple o' years, but he had to effectively raise his sister by himself, due to the neglect of their parents, so his mental age is far above mine. The fact he studies Literature doesn't help me either...

I chuckle just thinking about the lectures he's gonna give me the moment I step into his apartament door. I'll definitely respond in kind with some of the punishments I've learnt.

Although maybe yelling "Grenade!" At 2AM isn't a good idea, legally wise... (F)

Finally, the bus stops. As I leave with all of my stuff, the one and only with his sister meets me.

Andrew: Y/n! They got you ripped over there, haven't they!

Andrew gets me in a bro hug

Y/n: You bet they did! Oh I'm gonna make your life hell!

Andrew: In that case, I'll make sure you suffer as equally as me.

Ashley, Andrew's sister, isn't too fond of us meeting back, for some reason, so she tries to re-freeze the ice

Ashley: Shouldn't you be in line or something? They gotta do a head count, right?

Y/n: They would've, if they haven't already back at the camp.

Ashley: But still, maybe someone got left behind on the way?

I respond with my usual attitude

Y/n: Ahhh, you're just like your brother, Ash! You both over think too much!

Ashley: Ash?! That's... well... What, I'm the Ash of a crumbled building you blew up?

Y/n: Not a demolitions guy, Ley.

Ashley crosses her arms, in an attempt to show she doesn't like said attitude, but I've never met someone my personality hasn't converted to my side, so I know she's full of shit.

Y/n: Awww, come on, Ashley, don't be mad at ol' Y/n!

As I say that, I pull her into a hug, which she accepts with a mutual embrace after a moment of mixed emotions... God I'm starting to speak like Andy already...

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Well, shit. This was supposed to be a fun weekend. Not a survival situation.

I wake up, starved as ever. God, I would kill for a shitty MRE right now...

As I'm thinking that, I hear one of the wardens knock on the door. I stumble my emancipated body towards it and ask

Y/n: Who is it?

The man behind the door answers in an emotionless tone

Warden: Head count. I need everyone in the house to voice themselves.

Y/n: Because you care about us so much. Where the fuck is our food?!

Warden: If you're gonna act like that then it's definitely not coming!