My X-Rated Romance(GERARD Way FanFiction)

Ice skating

After the carnival we decided to go Ice Skating which was a horrible idea considering none of us know how to skate 0.0 "two pairs of skates please" he tells the young boy running the front desk "sizes?" "One 8 1/2 and a uh" he leans over to you and whispers " what size are you?" "Im the same size as you sadly.." I whispered trying not to burst out laughing "two pairs of size 8 1/2 skates please" "Alright that'll be a total of $23.45 please" says the boy. Gerard's eyes widened at the price >.< "Do you know who the fuck I am!?" Oh no. Not Again Gerard. "N-no sir b-" "I'm Gerard Fucking Way From my Chemical romance and if me and my girlfriend want to skate you can bet you ass were gunna skate!" When the fuck did I become his girlfriend!? Awell he's mine and I'm his now :) "O-okay sir but Wh-" "LOWER THE FUCKING PRICE FOR ME IM A FUCKING CELEBRITY!" He says as sassy as ever 'Wow Diva Much'
"O-okay sir your new total is $10.03."
"That's better you fucking pesant!" "Did you just call me a pesant?" "That's what I just said isn't it?" He said with a whip lash of sass "Well sorry your highness" he said as he rolled his eyes at him "What's up with you and calling everyone a pesant?" I said very confused but also very amused " I don't really know it's just my thang' "
"Now Let's Go! Taylor!" He said grabbing my hand "okay! alright! Mr.Sassy Diva." "Did you just call me a sassy diva?!" That's what I just said isn't it?" I smirk giving him a sassy whip lash while holding onto him for dear life "Wow sassy much sweetie" he said with a crooked smile "much more like everyday" I say with a smirk on my face "hey that's my thing!" He whined "suck my invisible dick!" I said flipping him off while sticking my tung out at him "Well i think you shouldn't use my things" "Well your opinion was not needed" "Now aren't your a sassy fuck huh Babe" "can you blame me" *flipps Hair* "and that's why I love you." He whispered under a slight mumble "what was that Gerard?" "HUH. Nothing" he said as he held on to me
We both make our way to the center of the rink still holding onto each other like children when startled by a clown
(OHHH I Fucking hate clowns btw...)
Once we reach the center we let go of one hand now we were just holding hands we tried skating and we were actually moving! "Taylor! Taylor! We're moving! We're fucking moving!" He says really excited "Yeah we are! Don't go to fast now you little fuck! Gerard! Gerard!" Everything blacked out.