Hi guys do you know what time it is?? IT IS THE TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
So this is going to be a random chapter since I couldn't post from Saturday till yesterday. The reason is that I was studying for exams, I also had my last day of school yesterday and just hang out.
That is why I saved up all four chapters of the second story I'm going to have running weekly in the four I got on wattpadd. I hope you guys could please forgive me for being late on this chapter. If your wondering why the chapters on 10th graders isn't out.
The reason is I was working on the four chapters I got out on my new book and this one, so if I did make 10th graders it would be small and not as much great quality as I am going to get out for you tomorrow or by Saturday. I want to provide you guys the best quality of stories that is why I need your support and help, just simple small votes.
So I've Ben talking for much to long now let's get this road show started!!!😆
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1. Tripping
Why in all horror movies when the girls are getting chased, they run clumsily and trip or just run to the dumbest places to hide. They must want to be found cause they are just horrible at escaping. Meanwhile the guys move normally like a regular person. I am a guy and it's always Benn a joke among men about "Women's clumsiness"" in horror movies. LITERALLY ITS HILARIOUS!!!!
2.Not Killable or Overpowered
This is very dumb in horror movies when the characters can't die, or are stronger than they would usually be. It is kinda entertaining but it's very unrealistically .
In movies people act like chucky is so strong, he's the size of a American football. I would kicking him in the arm and one of my friends would touch down his doll ass literally he's made out of some fragile type of glass wouldn't he break easily.
Then their is Freddy Krueger you can't really kill him, in his real physical form but only in his dream form. That seems backwards wouldn't you have to get someone out of their dream then kill them? But yeah that is just Hollywood logic I mean it's really dumb Hollywood logic what do you expect from.
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Why in most movies that are popular Hollywood ones, the main character always has money and gets everything or he's really exaggerated perfect. Then their are studios and movies trying to avoid that bye turning their characters into exaggeratedly ugly and dumb/ nerdish people, but that just makes another stereotype.
That stereotype has the same ending,they all end up happily forever at the end of the movie. That is just to make the bunch sensitive kids in our generation feel good with themselves because of one freaking Disney movie.
This is very ridiculous and und called for we need to change this immediately.
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Well that was just a mini chapter since I'm going to upload grade 10 which will be much larger than this. As usual please vote or comment and support this story so I can make more of it please.
Dedicated to my very good friend thecortmeiser please check out her story's they are amazing, and she's a absolutely amazing person hands down the nicest and best person I've talked to on wattpadd so far. SO GIVE IT ALL FOR !!!!!!!!!! Thecortmeiser!!!!!!!!
-Chris or emporer322
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