chapter 1: the drug deal

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*worker at a chinese restaurant who's always high pov*
it all started off at this random chinese restaurant when a weird nark and a meth addict walked in.

you could tell that they were both nervous and anxious. it's been a tough day, they really needed a good naval army from 1863 to cheer them up.

the moment they were seated they were seated.
they started whispering stuff to eachother, tbh idk why the heck they'd go to a public place if they're just gonna hide stuff from the public.

as mew aka the worker at a nearby chinese restaurant who's always high was about to go take their order they started acting extra weird. when they noticed she was walking over to them they both looked at eachother and started laughing and talking about the meth addict/makers absent father. what an odd duo.

the worker at a nearby chinese restaurant who's always high took their order and they both ordered eggo waffles thinking that they were freaking eleven from stranger things LOL!!!!

lol anyways i'm so high rn so that's probably why they're acting so odd to me!!

as they were waiting for their food these 3 people walked in

they all look like they were on drugs!

as the 3 druggies walked in they sat down with the weird nark and the meth addict.

they all started whispering to eachother. and as the worker at the nearby chinese restaurant who's always high walked over to take their order they just started talking about the meth addicts absent father again. weirdos.

i took all 3 druggies orders. druggie #1 ordered a grilled cheese sandwich. druggie #2 ordered a singular ketchup packet. and druggie #3 ordered a piece of bread on ice.

as the worker at a nearby chinese restaurant who's always high walked away the weird nark, the meth addict and the 3 druggies started whispering again.

the 3 druggies gave the meth addict and the word nark 35 dollars each. then the meth addict passed 3 bags to the weird nark underneath the table. then the weird nark looked in all the bags then handed one to each druggie. everyone left money on the table and left.

probably a drug deal. LOVEIT!!!

my boss told the worker at a nearby chinese restaurant to follow them out and see what they were doing.

*10 minutes larer**

the weird nark turns around and sees the worker at a nearby chinese restaurant and then he screams after realizing they've been caught. so then the meth addict drugged her and they kidnapped her.

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