"oh noooooo the worker at a nearby chinese restaurant who's always high has been kidnapped NAURRRRR!!!" the witch scream in her head as she witnesses this event from a dark and creepy alley
"i must save this girl!" the witch thinks to herself
"whatever should i do??!" see says to herself
"I CSN MAKE AN ANONYMOUS PODCAST SBOUT IT AND THEN THE WHOLE TOWN WILL ONOW!!!!!" she says!!
little did she know, there was a hidden camera that was being controlled by the secret sabotage place
the absent father who secretly works for the word nark saw this happen but he knew he couldn't tell because then the meth addict would find out about everything. so instead he decided to let it be a secret for everyone and they could be sooooooo surprise!! WOOHOO
*5 minutes laterrrrrr*
everyone had finally gotten back to the secret sabotage place and they needed to make sure that no one had seen them so they watched the footage
oh no
they saw the witch seeing everything
they heard about the podcast
"this isn't good" all 3 druggies said in unison
"i know, need to do soemthing about this" said the meth addict
"im too stressed for this i need to go make some meth" says the meth addict
"what should we do weird nark??" druggie #3 asked
"i don't know" said the weird nark. all he could think about was one thing. that one thing was how in love he is with the witch. he can't keep his eyes off her.
"are you okay??" druggie number 2 asked
"yea i'm fine" the weird nark replied!!!!!!!!!!!
the weird nark knew he couldn't be in love with her. she was a witch. he'd be severely bullied for liking a dumb witch.
plus he was already in love with the absent father. he had a child with him. the weird nark was the mother of the meth addict. he could never do this to the absent father. and if anyone found out he cheated on the absent father then everything could go bad. the meth addict wasn't old enough to know about the cute s3x that her parents had. she didn't even know the weird nark was her other 🙁 and neither of them were ready for her to know!!'
