chapter 3 the good sniff and the noob

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*inside the weird narks mind*

the witch is so beautiful....
but...
i can't hurt the absent father
and i can't let the meth addict know..
it's too soon....

butttt...
i would love to give the witch a very good sniff..

*he starts smiling at the thought of giving her a good sniff*

while he is thinking about sniffing the witch...
a dark and mysterious portal opens up just inches behind him!

this portal can only be opened by one thing though

and that one thing...

is...

harry potters very limited addition wand that you can only get from up his hairy ass from another dimension

the weird nark does not realize that mr beast has appeared right behind him blowing his back out because he is too busy being in deep thought about sniffing the witch

and everyone else is somewhere else doing drugs!!

mr beast had heard about this whole event with the kidnapping and the witch witnessing it...

he knows that the witch is gonna save this lost girl

and he wants to help!

the weird nark suddenly snaps out of his deep thoughts about sniffing the witch

he turns around to see mr beast and realizes the the beast himself knows about
all this stuff that's happened

and the weird nan has to stop him now too

but little does the weird nark know...mr beast is lightning fast like sonic and like the flash!

so mr beast runs away
and he runs far far away
to go find the witch before she can be stopped

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