the car slammed into the one in front of it. my petite figure almost getting squashed into the windscreen like a little bug. 'what the freak' i whispered getting out of the car. i walked over to the bitch who wasnt going fast enough in front of me (i was going 90kmph over the speed limit).
when i checked the car that was in front of me i got worried, it looked expensive, mercedes benz. the occupant stepped out of the car and i came face to face with the grinch irl. fr tho this bitch had his tummy tum tum sticking out and his hands rubbing together, its november buddy you've still got a while to prepare this years master plan to destroy christmas.
'no michael no no michael! that was so not right!!!!!' i hear his angry little german voice yelling.
'excuse me sir wtf' i say to him as i step closer.
suddenly two other men step out of the vehicle. one old and mid and the other sexy, muscular, handsome, gorgeous, oiled up, sweaty, beefy and hot asf. the sexy, muscular, handsome, gorgeous, oiled up, sweaty, beefy and hot asf sticks out his hand to me and he walks closer, 'hey, im josh. josh hutcherson,' he smiles, our eyes connectiong.
'please take your shirt off,' i whisper, my eyes tracing every inch of his body, his body captivating my interest over anything else happening around me.
'oh!' he replies.
the old and mid one walks towards me and sticks out his hand aswell, 'hey there! im christian horner!' he says with a wink. go back to ur hobbit hole bitch aint no one want u tf.
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'yeah alr buddy' i say pushing past him so i can get closer to my little joshy woshy pookie bear.
'whatever i only have eyes for my little maxi taxi waxi anyways, i miss him my little ray of sunshine,' christian starts rambling
'DICKRIDERRRR!!!!!!!!' i hear the grinch scream from over by his car, which was heavily fucked up btw, i did NOT let that shit go lightly. i think me and toto are gonna get along😈😈. toto walks closer to me, accompanied by christian and omg i cant hes UGH i YUM and thhe GOSH im gonna cry or pass out or both i just UGHHHHHHH hes so yummy i cant i nefirefbqleirbv'rilfb3iqjcv qqkeljberbqgi3rhfiu3q4f9io3joi3cniojkenbfoierhgw8hiog;'3iqkfpo3. anyway that guys walks over with the two old guys.
'was that you driving?' both toto and christian ask at the same time.
'yes ofc' i say, confused.
'i want you to drive for me!' they exclaim at the same time.
'what like ride cars? idk what do u think joshy?' i say, requiring his input before i do anything.
'ik what i would like to see you riding,' he says with a wink.
