authors note: im listening to london bridge by my queen fergie and this shit keeps cutting out my airpods are trash i swear.
'YEAHHHHHHHHH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABT,' i screamed, running to the barrier seperating me and my team. i went to jump the barrier into their arms, but js as i did that everyone moved to the side to make sure i faceplanted into the ground. talk abt redbull mistreating their number two driver🙄.
'ok now what the flip you scallywags,' i spoke into the gravel that i was still face first in.
'tehe, that was derpy🤓✋,' one of my engineers giggled to himself.
'someone witewally needs to help me up wight neow,' i pouted while sticking a hand up for help.
i heard the crunching of the gravel as some sort of big fat monster tried to walk closer to me.
'dont worry baby cakes to the power of three, ive got this,' christian roared while pushing his way to the front, he grabbed my hand and hauled me up.
'give papa a kiss,' christian whispered while getting his lips ready for kissy kiss kiss time. he licked his paper thin british lips wet, grabbed my face and leant in for a smoosh,
'oh no thats not,' i said placing a hand on his chest trying to get him to back off
'cmon dont resist baby,' he leant in further while making kissing noises
'no no christian i mean we arent chill like that. at. all,' i replied
his hand dropped. he stepped back and sized me up with his eyes. he popped a leg out to reveal his pure sassiness and a huge smile came onto his face.
'i dont think ya ready for this jelly, i dont think your ready for this, cause my body to bootylicious for ya babe,' he sang, his voice oozing with slay. he threw a wink in my direction then started clapping to a beat. suddenyl the entire redbull team surrounding us joined in.
'baby, can ya handle this? baby can ya handle this? baby can ya handle this? i dont think you can handle this!' they immediately burst out, all beggining to close in on me. i felt trapped.
everyone stopped, the attention was back on christian.
'imma bout to break u off h town goin hard, read my hips, slap my thighs-' he got closer and closer to me till the point where his dad bod was grinding up against me. i panicked. i turned to leave and pushed my way through everyone until i was finally out of the hoarde of ppl. i ran to a corner and began crying incredibly hard.
'hey are you ok? podium is in a second you need to go,' i heard a voice behind me. i turned around anf came face to face with zhou.
'y- yeah im fine...'
'you can tell me,'
'um well i didnt wanna make out with horny horner after the race so he started singing bootylicious by destinys child in my face then the rest of redbull joined in,'
'idk what happens at redbull but that rape shit doesnt happen at STAKE F1 TEAM KICK SAUBER,'
'no hate but ur kinda irrelevant in this story im not sure why u js got written in,'
'ouchies! those words made a booboo!! can u kiss it better,' he held out his hand
i got up and left. i was gonna get my trophy then leave because i was sick of being taken advantage of. i walked into the cool down room and i met lewis and lachlan yeh.
'my my is alia going to have a field day with this one,' i whispered taking in their beauty. we breifly chatted before we were called out to the podium. as i walked out to take my place i expected to hear the aussie anthem however i was shocked to hear my other anthem, and instrumental cover of 'dont be a bully' by chris lilley.
i bowed my head in respect of that banger and once it was over i picked up the champagne about to spray it all over lewis's sexy body and recreate that one photo where seb is pouring the champagne over the cross on his back.
however, befre i could even open it lachy AND lewis made a combined effort of picking me up and throwing me into the crowd, terrified my team wasnt gonna catch me i braced for impact, but, when i expected to hit the ground i hit a pair of muscular arms. i looked up, expecting to see oscar or ryan reynolds when i came face to face with.... horny horner???
'hey...' he whispered, our faces inches apart.
'hey,' i replied. why was i turned on????
'um, thanks for catching me,' i let out a breathy giggle, while watching his face go green with disgust from my breath
'haha, no worries,' he laughed
HOW WAS HE SO HOT????
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he placed me on the ground and sent me a wink.
'when are you free next?' he asked politely
'whenever you need...' i said placing a hand on his non existent bicep.
security guards pushed their way to me to make sure i was safe. they picked me up and carried me away from horney horner, back to the redbull garage where i would be safer.
'wow he really is something,' i say to myself while pulling out a photo of his wife and kids on vacation with him that i have kept in my right bra cup since the day i met him.
