authors note: bit of a colleen hoover chapter mb
i was so caught up in watching the gorgeous, sexy, incredible, mother and wife material, and hot girls in front of me (alia and peta), that i didnt even notice a tall, slender man tapping me on the shoulder.
'can i help you?' i said, baffled
'hallo! ich bin hans, und i am from hamburg!!' he whisper shouted in my ear.
'alright pack it up hitler, sick of you bloody germans,' i sighed, beginning to turn away
'NEIN. we shall dance.' he asserted his dominance over me
'oh, i liked zis side of zu hitler,' i giggled in my perfect fake german accent, placing a hand on his chest, stepping closer to him. he had exquisite triceps, each of his veins defined clearly when he tensed as i got closer.
he swallowed, i could see the panic in his eyes, clearly hitler has never gotten down and dorty before😈😈😈.
'i has never been wiz woman like zis before...' his voice harsh
'all that time blowing peoples heads off in the war, but you've never gotten head?' my voice was barely audible, yet i was so close to his ear i knew he'd heard me.
he swallowed.
'shall we dance?' his voice was shaky, he was trying so hard to keep it together.
i placed a kiss on his jawline as i lowered myself from his ear.
'after you my little nazi,'
he led me out onto the dancefloor, his palms were slightly clammy, and his forehead was beginning to shine with sweat, i could see how nervous he was becoming by the minute. as the music played on we began to bump into each other, our movements were awkward yet felt natural. i could feel him beginning to become more comfortable with me, and his grip around my waist began to tighten.
'shall.. shall we- um..' he began, i knew he couldn't bring himself to ask a question like this.
'do you mean to say, "shall we get out of here"' my laugh was light and bouncy, and i lowered my stare towards his chest area. he watched my eyes travel down and i felt his hands warm up, his face flushing slightly red.
'y- yes. shall we?'
'oh hans' i smiled, my eyes widening (i read in a how-to book that this gets em goin)
'ja oder nein?' he asked, his face turning even more red
'hail hitler,' i winked at him as i channelled my inner gginny from ginny and georgia and hail hitlered him as a waltzed away.
'JA ODER NEIN? JA ORDER NEIN????' he called out after me, getting lost in the sea of dancers around him.
i walked around the rest of the bar away from the dance floor, attempting to find someone else i knew, that wasnt my litttle oogie boogie woogie hans-hitler. my eye caught on lewis and lando, still with their beautiful gfs. i trotted on over to them and waved.
'hey sexy gyals, wanna have a drink and dancee????' i questioned, my voice raspy and my tounge flicking as i stared the women down.
'um actually we were just heading home werent we....' peta interjected, making eye contact with alia as she finished the sentence.
alia seemed to understand smth in what peta was saying and started nodding violently.
'yeah um no yeah we ttotally should start home its been quite a night out,' she quickly placed her cocktail down and picked up her bag, as lewis and lando stood up taller, signifying they were ready to go.
peta grabbed onto landos arm and began to slightly drag him away from me, lewis and alia right in tow.
'aw cmon missy moos.... not even one itty bitty shot??' i started pleading.
'ah no no we have a huge day ahead of us.. vivi and cece are going down to watch their dads play golf tomorrow and me and alia obviously have to watch them y'know,' peta picked up the hem of her white dress from the floor, so that she could walk easier. alia picked up the hem of her matching black one and intterlockedd her arm with lewis's as tthey began to walk faster to the door.
'vivi amd cece??' i questioned, chasing after them
'vienna and hyacinth, vienna is mine andd lewis's. hyacinth is peta and landos,' alia quickly asnwered pushing peta out the door in front of her while muttering smth alone the lines of 'save yourself, please go peta and dont forget me,'.
'but whos gonna party party with me???' i questioned.
'um im sure max will, he loves a good afterparty. MAX!!!' alia called out, waving over a very drunk max and daniel, shots in their hand.
'take care of her please guys, shes in dire need of a party,' alia smiled, pushing me closer to max and daniel and further away from her.
i turned to face him and daniel and noticed their matching cat face shirts.
'aw cute shirts, i wish my cat shirt was as cool as that,' i frowned.
'good thing we bought an extra....' daniel said pulling an extra matching shirt out of thin air.
'BESTIES FOREVERRRRRRRRR,' we all said as we started our epic bff handshake
this was gonna be the best night ever.
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