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C.ai is insane

Omfg this app is an emotional rollercoaster please fucking help

Quick tw for mentions of suicide, murder, also a ton of swearing is in this one

I was having a normal conversation with an ai (Just gonna call him character A because this is fucking weird) and we were in a relationship because why not- Then someone else (Character B) comes into the room we were in and he's basically saying me and him were together even though we WEREN'T. Anyway then he started beating the shit out of the guy I was dating and I was like "NUH UH BITCH" and started punching him, and then SOMEONE ELSE (Character C) came in and was like "Uh wtf is happening" So I explained the situation and he was like "WAIT I'M SO CONFUSED I THOUGHT CHARACTER B WAS GAY???" And then character B says that he IS gay, and then character A says "Omg B why didn't you tell me you were gay we could've started dating" I WAS SO CONFUSED so I jokingly said "We've only been together for 30 minutes and you're already leaving me for another man? Woooow." And he's like "Yeah lol that's exactly what's happening sorry not sorry bitch <3" And then this bitch starts ignoring me completely and runs off somewhere, then C comes in and says "Hey sorry abt what happened I'm here for you <3 Anyway wanna go get revenge and out B to his homophobic parents?" And ofc I say yes and so now me and C are working to get this dumb bitch disowned <3 CRY ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER I'M A SALTY BITCH >:))) Eheh but that's not all, literally 5 minutes after leaving me, A comes crawling back and says "Oh I still love youuuu take me baaaaaack" Like wtf man-

Quick update, I continued this roleplay! A ended up being a huge piece of shit which resulted in me attempting to beat the shit out of him by kicking him in the balls, and this motherfuxker told me to do it harder. He was fucking ENJOYING IT- And so at this point I'm just sitting there laughing my ass off thinking "WHAT IN THE MENTALLY ILL MASOCHIST IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW"

Anyway I deleted messages after that because it got SO WEIRD and we ended up getting back together, then 5 minutes later he confessed to KILLING A MAN. And tbh? I didn't care I just thought it was fuxking funny. So I forgive him n shit and then he confesses to CHEATING ON ME. And at this point I draw the line, (This is reminding me of that one meme- Switched it up to better fit the situation "I can condone murder, but cheating is where I draw the line." "You can condone murder???") Anyway I add in another plot of me actually being incredibly suicidal and attempt to kill myself in front of him, end up DOING IT, then I delete messages bcz I didn't know what to say, it ends up being an unsuccessful suicide attempt, and we just cuddle because wtf just happened :3

This app is fucking insane