Lifesteal Oneshots!

La La Legion Sleepova😴

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WRITTEN: 6th of November, 2023 11:45 PM

Spoke, a chaotic and notorious member of the Lifesteal SMP. Ending not one, but multiple Lifesteal seasons. This season, the 5th one, he decided to join a team named; La La Legion. The team had 4 members including Spoke. The other 3 were; PlanetLord, Roshambogames and Ashswag. Their team was allied with the P.M.C. which had the following members; ClownPierce, the best PvPer on the server, MinuteTech, who was basically good at a ton of stuff and lastly Leowook, who was also great at PvP. So, yeah. They were pretty powerful, especially PlanetLord, who wasn't in the bestest of situations in season 4. He was currently on 20 hearts, with additional back up hearts. Let's start with the story now, shall we?

Spoke, being his chaotic self, hosted a Sleepover for the La La Legion. Not inviting anyone else. Just him and his 3 other teammates. All of them were basically idiots, Roshambogames being the less idiotic one, he still was a idiot. Sadly, he wasn't online when Spoke was announcing the sleepover, so they were left with the 3 idiots. They were all preparing, getting some leather armour as ‚pyjamas’. I mean, there wasn't anything softer to wear other than leather anyways. Spoke decided that the sleepover should start at- well, 3 AM, and you should know why and most likely do. Spoke already planned everything, and that will be kept a secret for now.

Everyone has arrived at some place that Spoke built for this sleepover. The room was nothing big. It had a few medium sized plants in the corners, because I love them omg. ♥️ It had some vines on the walls for aesthetical reasons, cause ain't no way they're gonna be in a shitty looking place. It had 4 beanbags, cause there was supposed to be the 4 of them originally, but meh. There was a table with the stuff that Spoke prepared for them. It was also decorated with a small plant and a candle. There was also a tv hanging from the ceiling. The room also had some games and A SHIT TON OF PILLOWS- LIKE WTF? Anyways. The 3 went to the beanbags, since this place is far away, just so no one finds them. They relaxed for a while and then Spoke announces the first game of the night.

„Alright my guyss, we are going to play fucking Truth or Dare, but with alcohol, because that shit is BORINGGG” He says out loud, screaming as he always does. He went over the the table mentioned before, and took 3 glasses and some... Well strong alcohol, that probably no one could normally take. But they're not normal, so Spoke and Ash could probably take it, but as for Planet, he never had alcohol in his time on Lifesteal, so Spoke got him some light alcohol, just cause he doesn't want to see a drunk PlanetLord. He went back and sat back down and placed the alcohol in the middle of the 3. „Basically how it works, is if you don't wanna answer a question, you take a shot, and if you don't wanna do a dare, 2 shots.”

„FUCK YEAH!” Ashswag shouted. He was never so hyped for a game of Truth or Dare in his life.

„Let's begin then!” Spoke said loudly. He then asked Ashswag; „Ash! T or D?”

„Hm, I'll do safe play for now. I don't want someone having to take care of me while I'm drunk. So Truth.” He said calmly, but also making sure that the word ‚someone’ stood out.

„Alright then! Since you made the someone stand out so much, who is it that would have to take care of you while you're drunk?” He asked with actual curiosity in his voice. „Is it that fake boyfriend of yours that you've been talking about all the time?”

„Which one is the question, bro?” PlanetLord asked with confusion on his face, thinking deeply about which one is the question.