This man appears at the front door
Joker: Hel!-
Harley immediately slams the door on him
Harley: hey ivy!
Ivy: what!
Harley: the most frightening overlord himself, Joker, is at our front door!
Ivy: WHAT?!
Harley: what should I do?!
Ivy: well don't let him in here!
Harley looks back at the door and then smiles confidently and she walks to the door and opens it
Joker: can I speak, please?
Harley: sure-
Joker immediately grabs her hand and shakes it
Joker: Joker! My dear! It's so nice to meet you! I was watching you present your plan to those other overlords and I just couldn't resist!
He said as he walked inside
Joker: I haven't been that entertained since I beat Jason Todd almost to death! Soo many scars~
He said as poison ivy appeared with her hair now moving around and the thorns on her hair pointed straight at Joker's neck
Ivy: I know your twisted games, and I'm not letting you hurt anyone that visits this place, you a shitty replacement for a fucking clown!
Joker chuckled and smiled widely
Joker: dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here~
He said as he tilted his head and his eyes turned to this

Joker: I would've done so already!~
He said as Harley and Ivy looked terrified and Joker turned back to his normal self
Joker: anyways! I'm here because I want to help!
Harley:...say what now?
Joker gets straight in Front of her face
Joker: help! Haha! Hello is this thing on?! Testing! Testing!
He said tapping his staff that has a purple and green color scheme to it and a giant purple smile on it and purple eyes and it started to speak
Staff: well I heard you loud and clear!
Harley: you want to help...with what?
She said as Joker appeared behind both of them
Joker: this ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This whole warehouse safehouse idea! I want to help you run it~
Harley: ok...why?
Joker chuckles
Joker: why does anyone do anything? Sheer! Absolute boredom! I've lacked any kind of fun for decades, terrorism, murder, genocide! It's all become so boring, I need something new! And this whole thing you're doing came running towards me like it was a bull heading straight towards me!
He said smiling widely as he pushed ivy into another stack of boxes
Joker: after all! The world is a stage! And the stage! Is a world of entertainment~
Harley: soo...do you think it's possible to let other overlord henchmen stay in the same place?
She said as Joker started laughing
Joker: oh no! Of course not! Such wacky nonsense!
Harley: so then why are you helping us?
Joker: think of it as an investment for ongoing entertainment for myself! I wanna see those lowlives try and hide from those feral beasts, only to tumble and come out of hiding because of it, and die by their gruesome hands~
He said creepy as he wrapped his arm around Harley's shoulder
Harley: yeah....right
She said as she got Joker's hand off of her and Ivy looked concerned she grabbed Harley and pulled her to the side
Ivy: Harley! Listen to me! You can't believe this physio! He isn't just someone with a giant smile! He's pure evil, a menace! I know he doesn't like helping others! He can't be trusted!
Harley: I know, but he's the only overlord that will at least try to help me, all the others just laugh in my face and say this will never work, so I think he's great to have here
Ivy: All alright...just be careful around him.
Harley nods and walks up to Joker
Harley: soo...joker your sketchy as fuck and I know you probably see all this as some game...but I'm taking your offer to help, as long as there's no double-crossing or injuring our guests
Joker: right! First things first! Let's get this place some new management!
He said snapping his fingers
YOU ARE READING
Deals With The Devils
Adventurethe synopsis is that Harley Quinn and poison ivy, mostly Harley, want to stop the exterminators to stop killing so many of their henchmen and many other overlords' henchmen as well, so Harley buys an extra large warehouse and starts renovating it so...