The main attraction has arrived!~

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This man appears at the front door

This man appears at the front door

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Joker: Hel!-

Harley immediately slams the door on him

Harley: hey ivy!

Ivy: what!

Harley: the most frightening overlord himself, Joker, is at our front door!

Ivy: WHAT?!

Harley: what should I do?!

Ivy: well don't let him in here!

Harley looks back at the door and then smiles confidently and she walks to the door and opens it

Joker: can I speak, please?

Harley: sure-

Joker immediately grabs her hand and shakes it

Joker: Joker! My dear! It's so nice to meet you! I was watching you present your plan to those other overlords and I just couldn't resist!

He said as he walked inside

Joker: I haven't been that entertained since I beat Jason Todd almost to death! Soo many scars~

He said as poison ivy appeared with her hair now moving around and the thorns on her hair pointed straight at Joker's neck

Ivy: I know your twisted games, and I'm not letting you hurt anyone that visits this place, you a shitty replacement for a fucking clown!

Joker chuckled and smiled widely

Joker: dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here~

He said as he tilted his head and his eyes turned to this

Joker: I would've done so already!~

He said as Harley and Ivy looked terrified and Joker turned back to his normal self

Joker: anyways! I'm here because I want to help!

Harley:...say what now?

Joker gets straight in Front of her face

Joker: help! Haha! Hello is this thing on?! Testing! Testing!

He said tapping his staff that has a purple and green color scheme to it and a giant purple smile on it and purple eyes and it started to speak

Staff: well I heard you loud and clear!

Harley: you want to help...with what?

She said as Joker appeared behind both of them

Joker: this ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This whole warehouse safehouse idea! I want to help you run it~

Harley: ok...why?

Joker chuckles

Joker: why does anyone do anything? Sheer! Absolute boredom! I've lacked any kind of fun for decades, terrorism, murder, genocide! It's all become so boring, I need something new! And this whole thing you're doing came running towards me like it was a bull heading straight towards me!

He said smiling widely as he pushed ivy into another stack of boxes

Joker: after all! The world is a stage! And the stage! Is a world of entertainment~

Harley: soo...do you think it's possible to let other overlord henchmen stay in the same place?

She said as Joker started laughing

Joker: oh no! Of course not! Such wacky nonsense!

Harley: so then why are you helping us?

Joker: think of it as an investment for ongoing entertainment for myself! I wanna see those lowlives try and hide from those feral beasts, only to tumble and come out of hiding because of it, and die by their gruesome hands~

He said creepy as he wrapped his arm around Harley's shoulder

Harley: yeah....right

She said as she got Joker's hand off of her and Ivy looked concerned she grabbed Harley and pulled her to the side

Ivy: Harley! Listen to me! You can't believe this physio! He isn't just someone with a giant smile! He's pure evil, a menace! I know he doesn't like helping others! He can't be trusted!

Harley: I know, but he's the only overlord that will at least try to help me, all the others just laugh in my face and say this will never work, so I think he's great to have here

Ivy: All alright...just be careful around him.

Harley nods and walks up to Joker

Harley: soo...joker your sketchy as fuck and I know you probably see all this as some game...but I'm taking your offer to help, as long as there's no double-crossing or injuring our guests

Joker: right! First things first! Let's get this place some new management!

He said snapping his fingers

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