The side attractions!~

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He appears out of a random box

Joker: this lovely Britishmen is Penguin!~

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Joker: this lovely Britishmen is Penguin!~

Penguin: hello bloke

He said as Joker gave him a feather duster and a dustpan

Joker: have fun cleaning friend

Penguin: oh, we're not torturing sinners?

Joker: nope, not today

Penguin nods and starts zooming around, cleaning around the place and unpacking some boxes for Harley and Ivy

Harley: well at least we have a cleaner here, what about a bartender? Me and ivy are planning on building a bar here

Joker: Not to worry! I have that covered!~

He said as the scene changes to a man in a bar getting drunk, while some gal that looks like a kitsune demon with multiple purple tails is also getting drunk joker snaps his fingers and the bar is fully built and the man appears and looks like this

He said as the scene changes to a man in a bar getting drunk, while some gal that looks like a kitsune demon with multiple purple tails is also getting drunk joker snaps his fingers and the bar is fully built and the man appears and looks like this

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Scarecrow: what the hell? Where the fuck am I?

He looks around and sees Harley and Ivy, and then he sees penguin and then he finally lands his eyes on Joker

Scarecrow: YOU!

Joker: ah! Scarecrow! My old friend! Glad you could make it!

Scarecrow: don't you dare scarecrow me you son of a bitch! I was about to win a drinking contest that would have won me 500 dollars!

Joker smiled widely

Joker: good to see you too!

He said as scarecrow facepalms

Scarecrow: what the hell do you want with me this time?

Joker: my friend I was doing some charity work and these fine gals need a bartender for their bar and I figured you'd be the perfect fit! With your charming smile and alcoholism, this job was made for you!

He said putting his fingers into Scarecrow's mouth and forcing him to smile. When he let go scarecrow frowned again

Scarecrow: are you shitting me?!

Joker: hmm....let me think about that for a second

He said getting into a thinking pose as his clown shadow demons put thinking glasses on him

Joker: no! I don't think so!

He said as scarecrow looks pissed

Scarecrow: you thought it would be some big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! Do you think I'm some kind of rabbit in a magician's hat?!

Joker:....maybe!

Scarecrow: I'm not doing any fucking charity job!

Joker: oh come on! I can give you anything you desire if you work this job!~ if you wish~

He said as he snapped his fingers and a whole bottle of whiskey appeared on the bar counter

Scarecrow: what do you think you can bribe me to work here with a snap of your fingers and some whiskey?!

He said taking the whiskey from the counter as Joker looked on smugly

Scarecrow: well ya can!

He said downing the whiskey Harley looked excited while Ivy still looked a bit worried

Joker: Soo! What do ya think?!

Harley: this is amazing!!

She said smiling widely

Ivy: it's...ok

Joker smiled and started laughing as he pulled both Ivy and Harley close to him

Joker: this is going to be very entertaining!~

He said laughing as Ivy pulled away from him joker chuckled and started singing his version of the castor song from the Hazbin Hotel pilot

Suddenly the entire front entrance exploded and the door hit Penguin and sent him flying they all looked outside to see this guy inside a giant green-colored airship

Suddenly the entire front entrance exploded and the door hit Penguin and sent him flying they all looked outside to see this guy inside a giant green-colored airship

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Riddler: hah! Well! Well! Well! Look who it is helping out this pathetic jester-themed overlord and her plant-loving girlfriend! We meet yet again Joker!

Joker tilts his head smiling

Joker: do I know you?

Riddler looks mad

Riddler: oh! Yes, you do! You know I was only here to destroy this warehouse to make it my territory by also killing Harley and Ivy inside! But now! I have another reason! Besting you!

He said laughing evilly as a giant laser came out of the bottom of the airship

Riddler: haha! I'm so evil! Haha!

He said as Joker snapped his fingers and tentacles appeared out of the ground and they started attacking the ship and destroying riddlers enigma bots then they grabbed Riddler and tied him in a knot and the tentacles made the airship explode and everyone looked like this

He said as Joker snapped his fingers and tentacles appeared out of the ground and they started attacking the ship and destroying riddlers enigma bots then they grabbed Riddler and tied him in a knot and the tentacles made the airship explode and e...

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Joker: well I'm starved! Who wants some cinnamon rolls? My mother has a great recipe for them! In fact! I nearly killed her with the pan she used to cook them on! Haha! Man, I'm on a roll! Yes sir! This is the start of some new changes down here! The game is set!

He said as they all started to walk inside and the Joker turned his head to look at you through this story, basically breaking the fourth wall

Joker: stay tuned folks!~

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