After everyone finished their breakfast, Joker was the first to head out, Scarecrow following him, he got into his car to start driving to the mall, Scarecrow once again following him
Joker: Ready, Crane?Scarecrow: Yeah, now start the damn car
Joker nods at Scarecrow starts the car, and immediately slams on the gas pedal, zooming through the streets of Pentagram City
After a couple of minutes, they arrive at the parking lot of the mall and Scarecrow gets out of the car and vomits
Scarecrow: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND ALWAYS DRIVING FAST!?!
Joker: Don't know, old habits from dealing with Bats I guess
He said chuckling as he started walking to the mall's entrance, surprisingly, the mall was decorated for Christmas, even though this was hell it still had that Christmas spirit
Joker: You think for a place like hell they wouldn't have this type of shit down here~
He said as Scarecrow finally comes in, pulling out a bottle of whiskey from God knows where
Scarecrow: I'm gonna go find a liquor store
He said walking off in a different direction
Joker: you and your alcohol
He said chuckling as he started walking around and found a weapon store
Joker: Bingo!
He said as he ran into the store and started looking around, finding multiple guns, knives, explosives, and so much more
Joker: This is amazing!
He said as he spent a good 10 minutes in there and came out with a bag full of different things and even a pair of sunglasses
Joker: I wonder what they have at the food court
He said as he started walking to the food court in the mall, he went into a line for a food place called Mac Daniels
After a couple of minutes, Joker finally places his order and after a couple of minutes of him waiting for his food he finally gets it and starts walking to a table, seconds later though, he bumps into someone on accident and falls over, and then he hears...a slutty Italian accent
???: Oh damn, you ok handsome?
The person said as Joker looked up and started blushing, this was who he was looking at
Joker: Y-Yes, I'm quite alrighthe said as Angel's eyes widened, he recognized him
Angel: Woah! You're Joker! I've heard so much about you!
He said smiling and Joker blushed more
Joker: W-Well, I'm a pretty big fan of you
Angel looks at Joker and smirks
Angel: Well~ Since you are such a big fan~ I wouldn't mind giving you backstage passes to one of my performances~
He said seductively as he cupped Joker's chin with one hand Joker's entire face was a soft pink
Joker: That'd be great Angel
Angel smirks and hands Joker two backstage tickets to his next performance
Angel: If ya want you can bring a friend, unless you want me all to yourself of course~
Joker: I'll think about it
He said smiling widely as he checked the time and saw it was almost 6, the time when he usually murders people for fun
Joker: I'm sorry Angel, but I need to go
He said as he ran away and Angel waved bye to him and Scarecrow came out of a liquor store and accidentally pushed someone and when he turned his eyes widened, he bumped into this woman
Scarecrow: Shit! This time I didn't mean to push ya!
Cherri: Fuck off!
She said flipping him off Scarecrow blushed a bit and Joker ran towards Scarecrow, grabbing his hand and they ran out of the mall and to Joker's car, he threw Scarecrow into the back seat and got into the driver seat and started driving to Downtown Pentagram City and he pulls out a bomb and an angelic pistol and he blows up some buildings and shoots some innocent sinners just trying to enjoy their day
Joker: And to think I almost missed my favorite time of day! Haha!
He said as he started driving back to the warehouse
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Deals With The Devils
Abenteuerthe synopsis is that Harley Quinn and poison ivy, mostly Harley, want to stop the exterminators to stop killing so many of their henchmen and many other overlords' henchmen as well, so Harley buys an extra large warehouse and starts renovating it so...