Day was different today. I met temptation in the face of a girl who likes being dominated. So I'm looking a little worried for myself. I'm obviously not a simp but I can't think properly because I haven't been able to bust a nut. And when I don't bust, I think with the head not on my shoulders.
But to keep the horny thoughts at bay, I called my friends an extra colorful set of racial slurs today.
And since I forgot to post on the weekend (I think) have this picture of a double cheeseburger with pretzels bread I cooked up a few months ago
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If I remember correctly, I feel into a good ass coma after eating this
