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My spine is very gay


In medical terms, I have acute idiopathic scoliosis. (I'd like to say, I don't really think 28 degrees is acute, but whatever.) 


Anyway, the only real bonus (aside from getting to say I'm as straight as my spine and watch people be confused when I say I'm gay) is that it hurts like hell whenever I'm getting my period. (You're confused as to how that's a bonus? I have a very irregular period, pain is my tracker. No company can steal my cycle data.) 


Like I am talking the back pain is worse than the cramps (and I used to faint from those cramps when I was twelve.) 


I suggest getting scoliosis if you are looking for a new period tracker.

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