The Adventures of Harold Jamison

The Adventures of Harold Jamison III: Looking for the Lord

*After a side story taking place in 2005 for Writer's Workshop Harold rejoined Bob, and Hayley on the search for Jesus. They traveled far and wide, searching for answers.*

Bob: Excuse me sir, we've been searching for answers about my father, Jesus H Christ. Can you help us?

Old Man (Jesus): Jesus Christ, you say? He was a great man, a teacher, and a healer. Until he was betrayed by Richard Nixon

*Nixon noises are heard from the shadows*

Old Man (Jesus): He's watching us

Hayley: What do you mean?

Old Man (Jesus): Nixon is in the building!

Bob: What in tarnation are you talking about?

Richard Nixon: You're spreading lies old man

Old Man (Jesus): Tis no lie, Tricky Dick

Richard Nixon: And how would you know?

Old Man (Jesus): Because....

*The old man takes off a wig and old robe to reveal that he's actually Jesus Christ*

Jesus: I was there

Richard Nixon: It's Jesus Christ

Bob: Dad!

Jesus: Stay back my sweet son. This is a real Tricky Dicky right here

Cue Nirvana’s Something in the Way
*A mysterious figure is seen rising from the shadows*

1800's Batman: He's not the only dick here

Harold: Jesus Christ!!! It's 1800's Batman

Jesus: Yes I see that

Harold: Nah saying Jesus Christ means that something extremely unexpected happened.

*As Harold and Jesus went off on a tangent no one noticed that 1800's Batman was setting up a Bat-teleporter*

1800's Batman: This is because no one beats 1800's BATMAN and gets away with it. Hasta la vista Harold and son of Christ.

*1800's Batman pulled the Bat-teleporter’s trigger as time seems to slow down for Jesus*

Jesus: My cruci-sense is tingling! Something is wrong.

*Jesus notices the Bat-teleporter and dives in front of it to save Harold and Bob but is teleported away to the pits of hell*

Bob: Nooooooo

Harold: What have you done?

1800’s Batman: I’ve sent him the one place that he may never rise from

*1800's Batman trucks Harold to finish the job that Jesus stopped*

1800's Batman: You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!

*Suddenly Bob’s eyes started glowing white and he began to levitate from the ground. He grabbed 1800’s Batman by the throat and held him up in the air*

1800’s Batman: Oh no bro

Bob: YOU BRING HIM BACK YOU BRING HIM BACK RIGHT NOW

Harold: Bob calm down

Bob: Don't tell me to be calm

*Suddenly a beam of light appears a d a hologram of Jesus' face is revealed*

Jesus: Calm down son

Bob: Okay Dad. Wait…… Dad!

Jesus: You must put your petty squabbles aside. Satan is on the hunt for me and the bat teleporter deactivated my christ powers.