A severely fucked up valentine

Leo Valdez is a fucking bitch.

The least thing you'd expect is to be called to the infirmary to treat a camper, specially when you're me, Nico Di Angelo.

"The fuck, what happened?" Leo asked, rubbing his head.

"Oh, you fell off at 20 foot ladder," I answered, sarcastically.

"Please tell me the Aphrodite kids tried to fix it." He crossed his fingers

"Oh, they fucked up bad." I respond, ripping angrily at an ice pack.

"Shit, did they burn the entire camp down?" he asks.

"If they did, you probably wouldn't be in the infirmary right now, here." I toss him the ice pack.

"How bad is it?" he says.

"Bad enough Chiron asked me to help." I answer, grabbing some ambrosia, "Here, for your head."

"Thanks. Wait, you're helping me?"

"Apparently. Chiron wants me to 'broaden my horizons' " I say  using  quote fingers "And leave Will alone, probably."

"And he wants you to help me?" he says confused.

"How many times have I said that, dumbass?" Leo is... ugh. But in a cute way. Shit! Not in a cute way. I have a boyfriend.

"Oh my Gods, I'm so hurt!" You don't fight sacarsm with sacarsm (well unless your Percy Jackson.)"We need to work on your social skills

Then I disappeared into the shadows, only to appear behind him putting the asshole in a headlock.

"Say that again, bitch," I can be very scary when I'm not being cute. Which is always.

"Nico! We're supposed to not kill campers, thats the whole point of the infirmary!" Will shouts walking in and picking me up like I'm nothing," Apologize!"

"No." I respond calmly, "I'm not really sorry enough for that."

"It's fine, I gotta go anyway. I'm guessing the Aphrodite cabin messed up all the decorations" Valdez says before running out.

He was in for a surprise. They messed up bad like Percy Jackson level bad probably even worse. Like all the decorations are on the ground in knots. Not my problem though.

He sits down and starts untying, this is going to take all his(non-existent) decorating skills. You'd think the Aphrodite cabin would have some powers when it comes to Valentines day dances.

Wait, why the fuck am I watching him.

*time skip*

I shadow travel into Cabin 13 and collapse on my bed. I reach out to my nightstand to grab my ADHD meds but I felt something that definitely wasn't the bottle.

Reluctantly, I sat up and opened it.

Dear Nico,
Your hair is as black as night
But your smile brightens my day

-Your Secret Admirer.

It wasn't just any letter. It was a love letter. And if that wasn't awesome. It had to be from a secret admirer as well.

Hazel entered the cabin and i quickly shoved the letter under my pillow.  I shrugged it off. It was probably from Will.