A severely fucked up valentine

Leo invents a new swear

As Leo and I were kissing, he picked me up and carried me over to the bed. We started making out a bit harder and I bit his lip a couple times. I pulled his shirt over his head. I could think he could see my dried tears, so he quickly brushed them away. Let me tell you know, I am so not a top.

Anyways, everything was going well, until we heard a knock.
"Leo, let me the fuck in!" It was Percy. He kicked in the door, and saw Leo shirtless, sitting on top of me, covered in hickeys. Not a good look for him. And Reyna was there. He was screwed massively.

"Really Nico?" Reyna looks disappointed in me "Him? I thought you were straight Leo."
"Nah bitch, pan for life."
"Fair enough," she says, pulling me out from under him.
Percy chimes in, "Anyways, we gotta get this little shit over to Chiron. Ya caused a pretty big scene Neeks"
"It's not my fault that Will's a fucking dick." I clamber out from Percy's arms. "He wouldn't stop, that drunk asshole." I muttered something in Italian.
Percy leans down to whispers, "We talked about this Neeks. No swearing at Gods. Even if it's in another language. Especially when that god understands that language."
Hypocrite. He does it practically everyday in English. But I guess he's him. Percy Achilles Jackson.
"Don't worry, Reyna's just about put him six feet under." Percy says, laughing a bit under his breath. "He probably won't be out of the infirmary for a couple weeks, maybe months."
"Good," Leo says, pulling his shirt back on. "That dickshit deserves to pay."
"Don't you mean dipshit," Percy asks
"No, I invented a new swear. Dickshit. It's specifically aimed at people like Will." he answers, smirking a lil bit.
"Imma start using that," Percy says, " Too bad Octavian's dead, he was a formidable dickshit."
"Yeah, he fucking sucked. Wish I got the chance to blow him up myself."