NYX: So what do you do?
Tae: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
NYX: Wow, impressive.
Tae: Then I'll move on to Leos.
NYX: A theif.
Tae: Thief?
NYX: Theif.
Tae: I before E, except after C.
NYX: Thceif.
NYX: No.
Tae: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
NYX: Killed without hesitation.
Tae: No.
NYX: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Tae: Only if you also don't ask why
Tae: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
NYX:
Tae:
NYX: This one is fine
NYX: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Tae: It's not a joke.
Tae: *sniffles*
Tae: I'm a legit snack.
NYX: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Tae: NYX, that's a coma.
NYX: Sounds festive.
NYX: Is something burning?
Tae: Just my love for you.
NYX: Tae, the toaster is on fire.
NYX, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Tae: How?
NYX: How what?
Tae: How could they be worse?
NYX: They couldn't, I lied.
Tae:
NYX: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Tae: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
NYX: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.
NYX: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Tae: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
NYX: Absolutely not.
NYX: Welcome, fellow idiots
Tae: Hello, NYX
NYX: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Tae: You underestimate me
Tae: Do you take constructive criticism?
NYX: I only take cash or credit.
NYX, talking to Tae on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Tae: You bet!
NYX: At what temperature?
Tae: 535.
NYX: That's the clock.
Tae:
NYX:
Tae: 536.
NYX: I made tea.
Tae: I don't want tea.
NYX: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Tae: Then why are you telling me?
NYX: It is a conversation starter.
Tae: That's a lousy conversation starter.
NYX: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
NYX: You kill people for money?!
Tae: I can explain!
NYX: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Tae: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
NYX: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Tae, going over NYX's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
NYX: Yes
TAE: Okay... may I know what you create?
NYX: Problems.
NYX: I turned out perfectly fine!
Tae: NYX, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
NYX: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Tae: Hey, you want some leftovers?
NYX: What's that?
Tae: You've never had leftovers???
NYX: No, because I'm not a quitter.
NYX: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Tae: You're like 15 years old
NYX: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
NYX: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Tae: Isn't that just killing people?
NYX: Ah, technicality.
NYX: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Tae: I think you mean cards.
NYX, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
NYX: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Tae: Go the fuck to sleep
NYX: What gif I don't want to?
Tae: Fuck You
NYX: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Tae: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
YX: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Tae: Twelve, actually.
NYX: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Tae: Yours!
NYX: That's right: no one's.
NYX, watching ROCK-STAR trailer with SZK
NYX: What the fucking Hell dO you mean WhOooOO iIIssSSSS YOoONnGGGGBBBOOooKKK!! Do you want to die i am going to kill you fucking bitches
tearing up 😭😭come here lixie they dont value my baby
Felix: love you noona
CHAN: Lexi NO swearing🤦♂️
NYX: SHUT UP CHRIS
Hyunjin: I think my sister loves lix more than me.😒
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"NYX" BTS 8th member
FanfictionThe title says it what if bts had 8 member?? What if she was a girl.... Let's take a look in the life of NYX empress of kpop and how she takes over the world with her 7 members!!
