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By the entrance of a local pharmacy

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By the entrance of a local pharmacy. Was rushing by and paused. Umm..Naked?Me?

Well, thx for a confidence booster. I'm still carrying holiday weight, but, I'm planning to get rid of it by the beginning of bikini season by doing little to nothing.

"You are born beautiful" says the poster. Another pleasant comment!  Sounds like something that should be painted on bedroom walls of every girl from the age of teenage acne - to post-pregnacy weight - to  sagginess of ageing body parts.

"This is for your daily rebirth". Sounds exhausting. Didn't the girl on the poster already say I'm beautiful?!

The girl's stare is so intense it creeps me out. I bet she is undressing me with her eyes, or wondering why I haven't been reborn yet.

It's almost noon and here I am in front of her with my yesterday's skin.

As the British stand-up comedian Michael McIntyre once said when he was approached by someone selling beauty products with a question: "What's your daily skin routine?"

- "I have skin every day"))))

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