Aries - Turns on the beacon to cut through traffic
Taurus - Eats all the donuts
Gemini - Lost their gun on first day at work
Cancer - Takes the kids for a ride
Leo - Patrols late at night while blasting "Policeman" on the speakers
Virgo - Scolding Taurus for eating the last donut
Libra - Good cop
Scorpio - On their toes 24/7
Sagittarius - Killed a hostage on accident and blamed it on the criminal
Capricorn - Has no chill at all
Aquarius - Bad cop
Pisces - Arrested a teen for drug use when it was actually powdered sugar