Aries - A punching bag
Taurus - Their favorite chocolate
Gemini - Panties
Cancer - A plushy of their favorite character
Leo - Money
Virgo - Bleach. Or xanax. Or both. They'll need them.
Libra - Clothes. Expensive clothes.
Scorpio - A gun
Sagittarius - Spotify premium
Capricorn - A book series or smth to keep them busy
Aquarius - oh look, another gun
Pisces - 10 years of sleep