Aries - Assault
Taurus - Shoplifting
Gemini - Fraud
Cancer - Their driving skills
Leo - Tax fraud
Virgo - Murder, probably
Libra - Pirating content on internet
Scorpio - Murder as well
Sagittarius - Drugs :)
Capricorn - Prostitution
Aquarius - Stalking their (celebrity) crush
Pisces - Scamming people with fake e-shops
