The promised hunterland||Tpn and hxh crossover||

~12~

  Killuas pov:
(Mc type shit)

Ugh.. so turns out sleeping inside of a tree is REALLY damp and it got my clothes all wet, i bet if I don't wash them it will get all stinky... the only spare clean clothes were the orphan clothes in the suit case. And I am NOT going to be seen wearing those, but yet again who would be here to watch me? I got up and took the suitcase, looks like I'll have to be homeless until my other clothes are clean. I only have two pairs of GOOD clothes, but while sleeping me and my backpack, which contained everything but the homeless clothes got wet. How? No clue I think it's because I straight up carved a tree and it rained.

   I went to the dry part of the tree trunk, which mind you the tree is actually huge, not like normal but also not like the world tree. Definitely not like the world tree. More like in the middle I'd say. There were a few normal Animals that I could sense or hear, like small bugs or birds. I quickly changed into the fugly clothes and grabbed the other pairs, luckily nothing else in the backpack was going to be ruined from water, like my taser or yo-yos.

Now to find some sort of water source.... I may or may not have planned something similar to this happening so I snatched some shit from the laundry room and left. I would need a way to get back to the tree since I don't want to do the carving part from scratch. I'll leave a thin trail of nen string behind, which won't be the easiest thing for a transmuter like me but it will give me the first thing that feels like a challenge since coming here.

   < Killua found a stream 552 meters away >
                                 (Lucky bitch)

   Now I wish I prepared more for this kind of thing, the last time I was put in the wilderness and had to do something like this was when I was 9 don't get me wrong, I have amazing memory but still never thought I'd actually use these skills in the future yet here I am. It's so quiet here, it feels nice to not be showered by little kids every second. Once I was done rinsing the clothes off they smelled better again, now I just have to dry them and hope nothing attacks i- wait a minute, I just had ether the worst idea or the best.

           Quiz time!

Before he go back to the story, take a guess on what killua will do! ( pretend there is quiz music because I'm really bored )

A. Killua will grab wood and roast the clothes like if they were meat

B. Killua will still have common sense and and only put a heat source near the clothes to help them dry faster

C. Electrocute the fucking clothes

D. The idea was not related to the clothes

                         •<back to the story>•

  I picked up my least favorite shirt out of the two to test this amazing idea. Please do not backfire I know this is risky but hey I have a whole other shirt if this goes wrong, with my other hand I held up two fingers and created a small amount of electricity between them. I slowly inched closer to the shirt, contemplating on why the fuck am I trying something only a dumbass would try. I closed my eyes and finally... electrocuted the damn shirt. I immediately stopped after barley any time and opened my eyes.

  It did not have trouble conducting electricity since it was not made out of normal material that people's clothes are usually made of, it was now that I realized how dumb the idea was but how it somehow worked. I decided to do the process with the other clothes, and nothing was burnt. That's when I remembered the clothes were especially made to withstand my electricity and I had nothing to worry about. Glad no one else saw that happen, would've been embarrassing...

  After finally drying those clothes off I rushed back to my tree so I could immediately change out of these orphan clothes and into cooler clothes. Now to get some food, when you have nen life is a lot easier, I don't have to worry about how to cook anymore. There were a few birds that hang around near the tree, I don't need much to eat so I'll only kill one.

  <the next paragraphs of the story describe
   disturbing content to some, be warned!>

   I climbed the tree and broke off a stick I'm not getting my hands dirty so this will have to do. Usually I'd have no problem using my hands but I'd rather not get my clothes dirty again. I easily sharpened the stick, all I have to do is wait.... A lot of waiting. About 2 hours later, 3 birds landed on the ground in search for any insects, while on a branch far up from the ground it's still child's play to aim at them. I made sure I lined it up perfectly and threw the stick through one of the birds chest. The rest flew away in a panic and I climbed down to get the corpse.

I defeathered the bird in a split second. then cut off its head and tossed that thing as far as possible, not planning on eating a birds head. I made sure to be fast enough so that no blood would get in my hands and on my shirt.Instead of getting more wood for a fire, I lit the stick that went through the body on fire so it would cook better. It did not take long as the stick went through the bird therefore cooking it from the inside. I only had to wait 4 minutes for it to fully cook. I ate it pretty fast but it was better than the orphan food. The sun had set by now and it was time to clean up that area so I could sleep. This time I made sure to sleep in the driest part of the tree instead of a random side.

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This chapter was really random and different from my others but it's been a while since I wrote a chapter and my writing style has most definitely changed from reading everything else instead of writing. Thank that one random person who commented and gave me motivation for this story because it gave motivation to not scrap this story and actually write the next chapter.

Thank you for waiting so god damn long but you're gonna have to wait longer as I get ideas and deal with real life complications (and yummy ass food) for the next 3-5 months I'll probably be a whole lot more active during summer. It's like a curse, the moment you become an online writer you are cursed with horrible luck and yet even though you got 2 ear infections at the same time, strep throat, failing grades, 197887 missing work you still gotta get that chapter written. If you actually read this whole paragraph Ty.