Questions to Louis:Question 1: Is it hard being a sëx operator? Have you always wanted a normal job?
Louis: It's a steamy job to talk with a bunch of men, but I like it. It would be great to have a normal job, but phone sëx pays a lot of money.
Question 2: How is the sëx operator? Do you get any weird people?
Louis: It's great! So far the only weird person I've meant is Harry.
Question 3: Does Liam eat the booty like groceries?
Louis: I don't know. I haven't had sëx with Liam, but he better eat this Tommo booty.
Question 4: What do you think about Liam?
Louis: He's very sweet and I need to know more about him.
Question 5: If you had to choose between Liam or Harry who would you choose?
Louis: Why on earth would I choose my daddy Liam, over Harry?
Question 6: Will you get Liam Payne tattooed on your bum?
Louis: More like Daddy Payne own this aśś.
Questions to Niall:
Question 1: Do you really want Liam to be with Louis?
Niall: It was more of a experiment and it kinda worked. I guess I am the Irish moaner matchmaker.
Question 2: Who do you have feeling for?
Niall: No one, wasn't that obvious?
Question 3: How do you feel about alcohol counseling?
Niall: How do you feel about me chocking you until you turn blue? Beer is love and life. Back off.
Question 4: Why is it hard for you to settle down with someone?
Niall: Love doesn't last forever. It's isn't real.
Question 5: Do you like Zayn?
Niall: Never heard of him.
Question 6: Do you have any secret crushes?
Niall: Beer.
Question 7: Settle down with Zayn pls.
Niall: Who the hell is this Zayn everyone keeps talking about? Trust me I'll just screw him and that's it.
Question 8: Do you love pints?
Niall: You're my new friend :)
Question 9: Can you please fück Zayn?
Niall: If I find out who the hell he is. I certainly fück his brains out.
Questions to Zayn:
Question 1: Do you and Louis ever fight, like get in a argument?
Zayn: Never. We get along like brother from another mother.
Question 2: How is it being a bartender?
Zayn: It's fun and sometimes it can be a little annoying when drunk guys try to hit on me.
Question 3: Do you have somewhat custody of Hayley? How did you end up having her?
Zayn: What? Why would have custody to my bros daughter? That doesn't make sense. I babysit her when Louis asked me.
Question 4: Are you tired of taking care of Hayley?
Zayn: Never. She my little ball of sunshine.
Question 5: How does Hayley act when her fathers not around?
Zayn: Like a typical five year old.
Question 6: Are you looking for a serious relationship?
Zayn: Kinda, but in this generation is about sëx and not about the love.
Questions to Liam:
Question 1: Why did you feel attracted to Louis in the beginning?
Liam: It wasn't attraction, it was more about the dirty talk.
Question 2: Do you like Louis more than a friend?
Liam: We are more dirty chat buddies.
Question 3: Can you please be my daddy?
Liam: Louis owns that right. You'll be hearing from my lawyers soon.
Question 4: Do you think Louis is boyfriend material?
Liam: I'm not looking to settle down. Just having steamy fun with Louis.
Question 5: Why do you hate Louis's Job?
Liam: I never said I hated what Louis did for a living. I was bit jealous but that's about it.
Question 6: Will you ever be more dirty? Cuz I like it.
Liam: I'm not sure my dirty talk skills is going be any more dirty, but Louis can help me out.
Question 7: Are you and Louis going to be okay?
Liam: Um we made up when we had phone sêx recently. Obviously we are okay.
Questions to Hayley:
Question 1: Do you like the Little Mermaid?
Hayley: OMG Yes! I really do! One of my favorite Disney movies.
Question 2: What's your favorite movie?
Hayley: Mulan! I like the cool funny dragon that talks.
Question 3: What's your favorite thing to do when your daddy is around? how about zayn?
Hayley: When we have tea parties and when my daddy isn't around. Zayn likes to sing to me! I really like his voice, it's like a pretty angel's voice.
Question 4: How do you feel when Daddy's not around?
Hayley: I get sad, but Zayn is the bestest friend I ever can have. He draws me cool things and let's me sing with me, but I can't sing good.
Question 5: How much you love your daddy?
Hayley: A lot! Like bigger that my heart! :)
Question 6: Do you like popstarts?
Hayley: I only like the cookies N cream one. It's really yummy.
Question 7: Do you like the lion king?
Hayley: OMG yet I do! It's my second favorite movie! I have the bed sheets and stuff animal of Simba :)
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Phone Sex Operator ➢ [LiLo]✅
Fanfictionin which Liam is tired of us of being sexually frustrated, so he calls a sex operator to stroke his big ego. Cover by ConWeCallLove