The hashira besides Rengoku, Tengen, and Gyomei all go to a nearby lake near the Swordsman Smith Village since they don't have any missions. The trio (Yuu, Nemi, Iggy) go to a small part of the lake, near shade. Although Giyuu had some intentions on showing how water breathing works.
•Saneoba kinda
•Giyuoba kinda 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯 (Gayuu cheating on Rendount ever since he got donuted by Basketball head😔😔😔😔😔)
Before Gyokko and Hantengu happened
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Sanemi- I'm going in the water
Obanai- You do you then
Sanemi- You coming in?
Obanai- No.
Giyuu- I'm coming
Sanemi- Alright then
Sanemi looks at Obanai and grins
Sanemi- Looks like snakey is missing out ON THE FUN!
Obanai scoffs
Obanai- Well it's not my fault Kaburamaru hates the water
Giyuu- Then how does he bathe?
Obanai- He doesn't
Sanemi and Giyuu look at Obanai kinda shocked
Sanemi- So you're telling me everytime I petted that snake of yours, I've been touching a dirty 4ss uncleaned musty dusty CRUSTY snake?!
Obanai- Well kinda
Sanemi- God I'm going to submerge myself under water for 100 years
Obanai- Good luck then dear
Giyuu💭Dear?! Bro is down bad for Shinazugawa frfr
Sanemi- Yeah good luck to me
Giyuu- Can I show you guys how to use water breathing?
Obanai- Please no
Giyuu- No I'm not using my sword
Obanai looks at Giyuu is confusion
Obanai- Then how?
Giyuu- It's a perk when using water breathing
Sanemi- And what do you mean by that?
Giyuu- Let me show you
Giyuu walks over the the body of water and puts his foot on the water. He then starts walking on it.
Obanai- What the fvck
Sanemi- Holy sh!t how are you doing that
Giyuu- This is how you use water breathing
Sanemi- No It isn't jackass
Giyuu- Then how can I do this?
Giyuu then does some weird thing with his hands and makes the water rise up into a huge wave
Obanai- That's cool yet so fvcking creepy
Giyuu- I know right?
Sanemi- Demon? Blood demon art???
Giyuu- Then how would I be standing in the sun?
Obanai- You could've found the blue spider lily?
Sanemi- What he said
Giyuu- No
Sanemi- Iggy try beheading it
Giyuu- I'M NOT A IT?!
Obanai- I'm not wasting my energy on beheading my demon friend Shinazugawa
Sanemi- Well I would've
Obanai- Then do it!
Giyuu💭Please for the love of my dead sister don't actually try beheading me
Sanemi- Well I can't cause I don't have my sword on me
Giyuu💭Thank my dead sister
Obanai- Well then how are you suppose to behead him?
Sanemi- I can rip his head off like how Kanroji ripped Muzan's arm off
Obanai- What?
Sanemi- Nothing nothing..
Giyuu💭Breaking the fourth wall who?
Giyuu then releases the wave and it splashes all the hashira expect for Obanai and himself
Sanemi- Got to be fvcking kidding Tomioka?!
Giyuu- What am I suppose to do? Suspiciously hold a wave above everyone?
Sanemi- Yes!
Sanemi- And how did you and Iggy not get wet?
Giyuu- Cause he's nice to me
Sanemi- Aren't I nice to you too?
Obanai- Not as often honestly
Sanemi- Shut up Iguro
Giyuu then casually walks over to Sanemi and slaps Sanemi in the face
Sanemi- Ow! What was that for Tomioka?!
Giyuu- For telling Iguro to shut up?
Sanemi- Not my fault he is an 4ssh0le for not shutting up
Obanai💭Who knew two hot 4ss men can fight over me.. The author is extremely desperate to be in a situation like this lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Giyuu- Shut up and get out of the water or I'll make the water make you get out
Sanemi- I'd like to see that
Giyuu then uses his "water breathing" to throw Sanemi out of the water using the water. Sanemi lands right next to Obanai.
Sanemi- Well that hurt
Obanai- Yeah I wonder why..
Obanai crosses his arms and look down at Sanemi who was sitting on the ground staring at Giyuu
Giyuu flips Sanemi off and walks off the water
Giyuu- Let's leave the others..
Obanai- Hmm alright then
Obanai- You coming Shinazugawa
Sanemi- Please drag me back, my back is in agony
Obanai- I can try
Obanai picks up Sanemi and carries him bridal style
Giyuu💭Well isn't Shinazugawa lucky?
Sanemi- Literally thought you lacked physical strength
Obanai- I do
Sanemi- How are you carrying someone twice your size then
Obanai- Asking as if I know j4ck4ss
Sanemi💭Omfg I want to hold Iguro like this not Iguro holding me like this. I look like a fvcking bottom and I'm not even dating this b4st4rd
Giyuu- Does the others see you holding Shinazugawa.. Gayly?
Obanai- I dunno
Giyuu- Alright
Eventually, when the trio was far enough away from the lake, Obanai trips and both Sanemi and Obanai die a very very tragic death. Giyuu on the other hand also trips right after Obanai tripped and also died a very very tragic death.😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
This is actually how they die in the real series no cap I swear on Sanemi's family, Giyuu's sister, and the snake demon from Obanai's past
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