jokes collection 4

jokes 1

cart: i mated with my dog

bean: *cough* bestiality

cart: *cough* a fun time

bean: *cough cough cough* oh deer

cart: you say deer

cart: that's another animal i mated with

bean: this is a strange way of initiating conversation.

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bean: does everybody know their job for today?

kerns: water the flowers

joven: vacuum the carpet

TurtleKnight: do the dishes

chuakip: pretend to be a wolverine

inkchronos: lie on the carpet joven vacuumed and contemplate existence

bean: close enough.

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chuakip: can i offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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noonoo: nice rock.

camerOOn: thanks, joven gave it to me

joven: i threw it at you!

camerOOn: aren't they the sweetest?

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adriane: my friends always say i'm the most charismatic person in their group.

Olive: well, you always have a smile on your face.

adriane: *giggle* thank you.

Olive:

Olive: what drugs do you take?

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TurtleKnight: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. so don't try to stop me, Nate!

saltyNate: i wasn't trying to stop you. i was trying to ask if you have a camera so i can record this.

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chatnoob2: respect my trans homies or i'm going to identify as a fucking problem.

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bean: hey, have you seen the photographer?

savvyrat: nope! have you seen the meat tenderizer?

bean, confused: what?

savvyrat, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of a drawer: no reason, cute girl things!

incidentally, the photographer was reported missing two days after savvyrat, kerns, adriane, and Olive's sleepover party.

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joven: look, i know we don't always see eye-to-eye but-

camerOOn: that's because you're too short to do so.

joven: listen here you fucking-

chatnoob2, pulling away from the computer: ladies, ladies, calm down, you're both midgets.

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inkchronos: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

darkGreg: I feel like we've all done that at least once.