darkGreg: didja know that all odd numbers have an e in them?
TurtleKnight: EVEN
TurtleKnight: wait that's not a number
darkGreg: idiot
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cart: does it matter who wins the argument?
chatnoob2: YEAH it matters, i wanna win
bean: idk
TurtleKnight: i don't care... but if you try to win-
saltyNate: it doesn't matter, but what matters is: who the fuck are you to start an argument with me?
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TurtleKnight: I used to be a master crastinator, but I recently went pro!
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bean: hey chuakip, do you have any soap?
chuakip: no, I don't like the way it tastes...
bean: wait
chuakip: what?
bean: did you EAT the soap?
chuakip: no why would I when I don't like the way it tastes?
bean: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS CHUAKIP.
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camerOOn: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six!
joven: let's not forget who pushed me in
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Mechanic: inkchronos, what would you like for Christmas?
inkchronos: Revenge.
Mechanic: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?
inkchronos: Instruments of torture.
Mechanic: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?
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jabob: I give up. I'm so tired.
Mechanic: Quick! Get the emergency supply!
hamburgZ: *carries omi and places her in front of jabob*
omi: *smiles*
jabob: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOOOOO
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chatnoob2: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
chatnoob2: *aggressively throws water bottles*
saltyNate: uh, what's wrong with them?
bean: they're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
chatnoob2: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
crow, crying: it's working.
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bean: You don't want chuakip to die
kerns: Right
bean: And I don't want chuakip to die
kerns: Right
bean: so we just have to make sure that chuakip doesn't want chuakip to die
kerns: Wonderful plan, but you've met chuakip, right?
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Umorismobean - always and forever, beany! chatnoob2 - always and forever, chatty! TurtleKnight - always and forever, woag! cart - always and forever, a romantic! saltyNate - always and forever, joke fodder! chuakip - always and forever, a crazypikachu! kern...
