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I had a big hyper-fixation on vampires back in middle school so I know a bit about them. a scene non-binary vampire reader

Deadpool x vampire Gender Neutral reader

Second person POVThis club is huge, music blaring so loud and drinks being passed around so fast alcohol spills off the sides. There's no space for you breath in here as it smells like perfume and BO. There's people grinding so close to each other they could probably start a fire. Your friend Ashley grabs your hand and drags you to the dance floor. 'Your love is my drug' by Ke$ha playing loudly over everyone's head. Ash grabs your hips and laughs as you jokingly grind back against her, her drink spilling over the sides do to your movements. "This is my song dude" She shouts, pushing her fringe out of her eyes and pushing up her shutter shades. (I call those hater blockers XD) You smile at her and grab her drink, taking a sip of it. "Hey! How dare you!" "Tastes gross dude, where'd you get it?" You ask. She shrugs and points to the bar, a man in red and black staring at you. You turn and look. "That guy has been staring at you since I dragged you over here" she gasps "What if you go ask him to dance!?" You look back at her. "alright. Watch and learn how to pick up men and chicks" You joke, starting to walk over to the man. His masked eyes widen and he sits up straight. "Hello there stranger come here often?" He jokes, pulling a bar stool out for you; you take and seat."Why yes I do, stranger" You mutter, rubbing your finger on his arm. "I just wanted to see if you'd like to dance with me" "Hell yeah I would, lead the way" He says, standing up and holding out his arm; you stand up and hook your arm with his. "so, whats a guy like you doing in a place like this?" You jokingly ask, he looks at you. "I enjoy the party scene, so many people with so much sexual tension in one place" He says, starting to dance with his hands on your hips. "What about you?" "I come here for drinks" You state, putting your arms around his neck. "The stuff here is gross, can't see why you'd wanna drink anything" He says, looking back at the bar. "hey wait, i recognize this get-up. You're deadpool! Oh wow! It's an honor to meet you, You're like mine and my friends hero" You says, smiling at him. He looks back at you. "I'm alot of things but I am not a hero" He tells you. "well you're like a cool mutant. You keep us other mutants safe sometimes" Dp's POV 'other mutants?' 'OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE TEETH' 'holy shit, those are sharp teeth' "Other mutants huh?" I ask, They look at me and smile. "Me and My friend are like vampires you could say, except we don't turn to dust when the sun is out" They joke, covering their mouth to laugh. 'I think I'm in love' 'don't get a head of yourself' "thats really cool, so you have really sharp teeth and can turn into a bat?" I ask, leaning down towards them. They look at me and nod. "I know, pretty fucking sexy right?" "Really sexy" I say. They let go of me and grab a piece of paper out of their back pocket. "call me mister deadpool" They say, handing me the paper and disappearing into the crowd. 'definitely in love' 'me too''oh god'