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Para Para is hard

Deadpool x nonbinary gyaru/gyaruo readerA small deadpool fanfic cause Im bored and sitting in a car

"Can you believe that theres people that just learn Para Para just like that?" You snap your fingers and ask as your friend restarts the video.

"I knooooow. Its so haaard" She whines, watching the screen. Her bracelets jingling as she moves her arms with the video. You try to copy her and end up wacking her in the face. She holds her nose, laughing hysterically. "IM SO SORRY. OH MY GOD" You laugh out, grabbing her face to see if shes okay. She swats your hands away. "WATCH THE MAKE UP. THE MAKE UP (Y/N)!!" She screams. A loud thunk behind you guys causes both of you to jump. You both turn around slowly."You guys are clearly doing it wrong" The man clad in red and black says. "Oh jesus christ dp. Scare the shit out of us, why dont ya" Christine says, rushing over and jumping on Wade's shoulders. You watch as his masks eyes roll, trying to hold up chrissy. "Hey! Thats my man!" You say as you start running over to him too. He turns just in time for you to latch onto him, pushing all 3 of you to the ground. "Oh yeah? Why don't you show us your ways, oh powerful Para Para god" You say through laughing. Christine sits up and rubs at her back. "Dude my dia belt just stabbed the shit out of my back. You can't just jump at people (Y/n)" She scolds. "You did the exact same thing bitch. Try again" You said, pushing her face away from yours. "I'll show you what a powerful Para Para god can do. Once my back heals back into place" Wade jokes out from under you two. You stand up and help chrissy off the ground. You stare down at dp as he slowly sits up, shaking his head. "Come on wade. Show us how its done" Chrissy says as she holds out her absolutely bedazzled phone. Dp watches as the video plays. "Pssh, easy watch" He definitely showed you guys how its done.