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Spa Day

Deadpool x Male Reader

Second POV

You sat on the floor of Negasonic's bedroom as she put a face mask on you, the slimey texture making you cringe gently. Yukio sat on the bed, her hair pushed back by a fuzzy bunny themed headband. The movie Mean Girl's playing on the TV.

"You sure this is good for my skin? it's so slimey" You say to Negasonic, her hands faulter for a minute as she thinks.

"You said you use face masks, is this not the kind you use?" She asks, getting up and walking to her bathroom to wash her hands. You stare at your reflection in her mirror.

"Not really. I use the ones that you squeeze out of a tube" You tell her, moving your hands to your lap.

"I told you we should of bought those one" Yukio says, smiling gently as Negasonic groans.

"Yeah yeah, You were right" She says, coming back into the room.

"Wasn't Wade suppose to join us?" Yukio asks, standing up. You were about to answer her when a hard slap was landed on your ass, the hand still holding it. You turn around and see Wade.

"You're late" You tell him, grabbing his hand and pulling it off your ass. He pouts gently.

"Nice pajamas Wade" Negasonic snarks, helping Yukio peel off her face mask. Wade poses gently.

"Why thank you, Hello kitty is the best for everyday wear" He states, slinging his arm over your waist and moving you towards him. You stare at his hand and sigh.

"Well let's put this mask on you so you can catch up" You tell him, grabbing the package. "Ironically for you it's hello kitty" You open the package and grab the mask. Wade sit's on the floor.

"I like this view" he basically says to your dick. You blush gently and step back, kneeling in front of him. You start sticking the mask to his face. He smiles and winks at you, grabbing your hips gently.

"This is fruity" Negasonic says, laying on Yukio. Yukio giggles and kiss her head. You look over at them.

"You're being fruitier ma'am" You say, pointing at her. Wade gently pats your butt. "Wade, I will hit you" Negasonic laughs.

"You guys didn't say mean girls would be on!" Wade shouts, pushing you over to sit in front of the TV. You catch yourself and stand back up.

"Yeah actually, I did. In my text message to you" You sass, sitting next to him. He wraps an arm around your shoulder and leans you close to him.

"So whens the wedding?" Yukio teases. You glare at her embarrassed. Wade looks at her and smiles.

"It's in October, we've picked out Halloween" He tells her. Your mouth drops opena s you stare at him.

"WAIT WAIT WAIT!" You shout "WHEN DID WE DISCUSS MARRIAGE, WERE NOT EVEN DATING" He smiles and leans towards you.

"Would you like to go out with me?" He asks, looking back to the TV. You stare at him for a second.

"Yeah sure" You tell him. Negasonic stares at you two in disbelieve.