Hey Bitches and bros and non-binary hoes
Vielleicht kennt ihr incorrect quotes. Es gibt dafür auch Generators im Internet, die dir immer welche vorgeben. Und weil xKitteKatxx und ich diese Quotes lieben, mache ich ein Kapitel davon, denn ich will diese Scheiße für immer in Erinnerung haben.
Achtung, die sind alle in englisch!!!
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Lea: Go fuck yourself.
Kitty: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!
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Lea: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Kitty: What? No good morning?
Lea: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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Lea: I have an idea.
Kitty: A good idea?
Lea: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Lea: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Kitty:
Lea:
Kitty: ...Please, go back to bed.
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Lea: How the fuck are you still alive?
Kitty: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
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Lea: Here you go, Kitty, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Kitty: It's cold.
Lea: A nice cup of coffee.
Kitty: It's horrible!
Lea: Cup of coffee.
Kitty: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Lea: C U P.
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Kitty: I'm tired.
Lea: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Kitty: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
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Kitty: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?
Lea: It actually does.
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Kitty: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—
Lea: Thats because your too short to do so.
Kitty: ...Listen here you fucking—
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Lea: I’m not stupid, you know.
Kitty: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
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Lea: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".
Kitty: I see you're passing on your name.
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Kitty: I am a responsible adult!
Lea: *raises brow*
Kitty: I am an adult.
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Lea: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Kitty: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Lea: It’s four in the morning.
Kitty: Turn the light back off.
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Kitty: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Lea.
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Kitty: Why are you like this??
Lea: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Lea: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Kitty: I know, I was surprised too.
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Lea: I ran into Kitty in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked her what she was doing, she just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on her guitar.
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Lea: Guess what I'm about to get!
Kitty: On my nerves.
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Kitty: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Lea: Hey, Kitty.
Kitty: GODDAMNIT!
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Kitty: I know where you live.
Lea: Where?
Kitty: In a house.
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Kitty: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Lea: Yeah?
Kitty: Bitch.
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Lea: I’m doing my best.
Kitty: You’re not doing anything.
Lea: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.
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Kitty: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.
Kitty: And if you don't well then fuck you.
Kitty: I'm looking at you, Lea, you jealous mop.
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Kitty: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Lea: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Lea, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Kitty: I don’t know, hoe, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.
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Kitty: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Lea: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Lea: I have issues.
Kitty: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Lea: With you.
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Ich mache das bestimmt nochmal....wenn jemand anderes mit dazu möchte, sagt mir bitte Bescheid wie ihr genannt werden wollt und wie eure Pronomen sind. :>
XxLea-nardoxX
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