Mad Love (Blitz x Madeline)

Spring Broken

It cuts to Blitzø, Maddie, Earl Grey, Crumpets Millie, Loona, and Moxxie in their I.M.P. van, listening to heavy metal music. "I love this song!" Blitzø says over the music while driving.

He attempts to sing along with the lyrics, but fails miserably.

♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! Fieeeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

Maddie chuckles at her husband's silly actions, Crumpets stuck her head out of the window feeling the wind whips to and fro of her, her leg on the wedge of the rolled down window and sticking her tongue out like a dog, Earl Grey sitting on the dashboard, while Loona is sitting on the right of Maddie who is in the middle, visibly annoyed. Millie, who rolls down the window to look outside and Moxxie, who covers his ears to drown out the terrible music, are both in the back.

Blitzø then pulls up to a large parking lot with different signs that said, 'Buck you, Flitzø', a '$5 entrance' sign that had been crossed out, and another sign that said, 'reserved parking'

♫ Thoooought it might be love, but you went--♫

Blitzø was about to pull in a parking spot, until a pink, girly car pulls in quick, leaving a startled Blitzø who was about to crash, Maddie, who was clinging onto the sit, which caused them to rip, and Loona, who was surprised by the sudden almost-accident. This causes Blitzø to slam on the brakes causing Earl Grey to slam right into the window. He let out a squeak. "HOLY SHIT!" Blitzø yelled. Luckily, the crew managed to stop safely. Earl Grey slid down from the window, fell onto the dashboard. Crumpets would have flown out of the window if Loona hadn't grabbed her by the leash that was attached to Crumpets's collar.

Maddie was trembling with fear, as she held her legs close to her chest. "My entire life just flashed before my eyes...." Maddie says as she lifts up her head a bit. "Oh, you 'suck-4-life', do ya?!" Blitzø states as he pulls out his megaphone. "LISTEN UP YOU UNORIGINAL PINK CUM DUMP! YOU HAVE THREE GOD DAMN SECONDS TO GET YOUR TITS OUTTA OF MY PARKING SPOT!" Blitzø leans away from the megaphone and takes a glance at the demon who took away their parking spot. "OH SHIT. VEROSIKA?!" Blitzø exclaims as Maddie looks at him in confusion.

"Blitzø, how the hell do you know this Wicked Witch Of The West?" Maddie asks. Earl Grey groom his fur that was messed up from the crash, he along with Crumpets look at Blitzø wondering how he knew her.

"I'll explain later, Sugar." Blitzø tells his wife while looking at her and glares back at the succubus, supposedly named Verosika. Verosika blows a piece of bubblegum in her mouth and pops it.

"Blitzo." Blitzø leans out the window. "I should've known you'd be here! I can smell fish for miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-'' Blitzø falls face first onto the ground, which made Maddie (Earl Grey was in her teacup hat) hop out the vehicle and Crumpets flew out the window to check up on him. "Peas and crackers! Are you ok?" Maddie puts a hand on him for reassurance.

Blitzø lifts his face up. "Yeah, I'm fine. I just need to take care of this bitch first..." Blitzø walks toward the pink succubus. "As I was saying, the nearest ocean is 3 rings down!" Verosika replies. "And I should've known that you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts." She says as she looks away. Blitzø cocks his head.

"Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab! I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in hell!" Verosika swings her hair with her right hand. "They let me out because I'm still famous! And rehab is for sad, loser washups." She scoffed while taking a large swig from her flask. "So your sister says hi."