Girl: (Sits down)
Jiwoong: (scoots away)
Girl: (smiling in a flirty way) "Hey, I don't bite."
Matthew: (slams hand down on the table) "I FUCKING DO!"
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Gyuvin: "You know...people treat me like god."
Taerae: "How so?"
Gyuvin: "They ignore my existence until they want something from me."
Taerae: (pulls out a notepad and pen) "By any chance do you know the addresses of these people. I just wanna have a friendly chat with them."
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Jiwoong: "Why is Yujin crying?"
Gunwook: "He took a 'Who in ZB1 are you?' quiz and got Ricky."
Yujin: (wails louder)
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Cop: "Sir, you're under arrest."
Ricky: "For stealing your heart?"
Cop: "...You ran four red lights."
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Hanbin: (sneezes)
Yujin: "Curse you!"
Hanbin: "Don't you mean 'Bless you'?"
Yujin: "No, cuz it's spooky season!"
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Humor"How long does a soap bar lasts you?" "Usually like four to five bites." "......." "How the fuck are you alive?!"
