Taerae: He broke up with me!
Matthew: You never had a boyfriend!
Taerae: I know, just wanted to see if you cared. ;)
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Jiwoong: You know, sometimes I get the vibe that you hate me or something.
Taerae: What me? Hate you?
Taerae: Yeah, you're right 👍
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Gyuvin: How can I get my crush to ask me out?
Taerae: You know how people say "just be yourself."
Taerae: Well, don't do that.
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Taerae: What was plan A?
Yujin: Don't mess up...
Taerae: What was plan B?
Yujin: Don't fuck up plan A.
Taerae: And what did you do?
Yujin: ...fucked up plan A.
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Taerae: How's your boyfriend?
Gunwook: I...don't have a boyfriend..?
Taerae: I know I'm just reminding you. :)
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Ricky: My house, my rules.
Taerae: ...My knife, your life.
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Hanbin: If you have 10 cookies and someone asks for 2, how many cookies would you have?
Taerae: 10
Hanbin: No, no let me change the question. If you have 10 cookies and someone FORCEFULLY take 2, how many would you have left?
Taerae: 10 cookies...
Hanbin: ......
Taerae: ...and a dead body.
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Hao: I'm having a problem with a guy.
Taerae: ...Like you can't fit his dead body in the bag kinda problem or....you like him kinda problem?
Hao: (processing)
Hao: ...the second one.
Taerae: oh...I can't help-
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