Ricky: I actually have a black belt.Jiwoong: In karate?
Ricky: No, from Gucci.
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Yujin: I think I'm having mid-life crisis...
Hao: You're only 17...
Yujin: I might die at 34...!
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Gyuvin: Isn't it odd that people kill flies just because they are annoying?
Gyuvin: If people killed people just because they are annoying then I would've been dead long ago...
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Matthew: I bet you and Hao hyung use those weird pet names.
Hanbin: I and Hao hyung don't use pet names at all.
Matthew: I see...
Matthew: What do bees make?
Hanbin: Honey ofco-
Hao: Yes love..?
Matthew: Don't forget that I know you better than you know yourself...
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Hao: Tell Yujin about birds and bees. He has a test about them tomorrow.
Gunwook: They are disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Jiwoong: Hey, are you ok..?
Taerae: Yeah...
Jiwoong: You don't look ok tho...
Taerae: Then stop looking.
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Yujin: I am darkness. A man's worst nightmare. I can kill you in ways more than you can imagine. I am a—
Hao: A baby.
Jiwoong: A cinnamon roll.
Gyuvin: A cutie pie.
Hanbin: A sweetheart.
Yujin: ....stop it.
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Matthew: I desire moisture.
Taerae: Please say "I want water." Like a normal person.
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[Loud thud]
Hanbin: What was that noise...?!
Gyuvin: My shirt fell!
Hanbin: It sounded a lot heavier then a shirt!
Gyuvin: I was in it..!
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