Someone: (trying to flirt) Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?
Taerae: Do I look like a dead bird to you?
Ricky: (from the corner) Yes.
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Yujin: If you had wings what would they look like?
Matthew: Deep fried, drenched in spicy sauce, covered with seasoning, related to chicken.
Yujin: .....
Yujin: Remember to give me some.
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Hanbin: What is wrong with you?!
Gunwook: Can you start with a Good Morning..?
Hanbin: Can you guys let me start with a good morning?!
Hanbin: How the hell did you even manage to burn down the sofa?!
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Gyuvin: What if humans had food names and food names had human names?
Hanbin: ....
Hanbin: Hey lasagna we are having Gyuvin for dinner.
Taerae: What the hell is wrong with you guys?!
Hanbin: Shut up strawberry shortcake.
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Hao: Why aren't you sleeping?
Yujin: I'm too busy planning to rob a bank.
Hao: ....
Yujin: .....
Yujin: the nightmares-
Hao: (wrapping his arms around Yujin) aww, baby....
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Gyuvin: Jiwoong hyung, what does IDK, ILY and TTYL mean?
Jiwoong: I don't know, I love you, Talk to you later.
Gyuvin: oh it's ok, I love you too hyung. I will just go ask Hao hyung.
Jiwoong: .....
Ricky: .....
Ricky: I'm gonna tell him-
Jiwoong: Don't you dare.
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Cop: You have the right to remain silent.
Matthew: I choose to waive that right!
Matthew: (starts screaming)
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Humor"How long does a soap bar lasts you?" "Usually like four to five bites." "......." "How the fuck are you alive?!"
