How I Lost My Nipples

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How I lost my nipples. 

This is actually a story I don't tell very often.   *wave hands around* 

This was back when we went on tour with TX2. We had just gotten together, it was the first night of tour. We all wanted to hang out after the show and just have a good time. *flip hand and cock head casually* 

We had our two little vans parked next to each other in a fuckin rest stop. We were sitting around one of those little park bench table things, *twirl finger downward in a circle* the wooden ones they have in rest areas. You know what I'm talking about? 

So we ended up getting WASTED, and I was sittin next to Evan, and suddenly the guy just leans over and chomps it right off. 

There was blood everywhere, *flick and wave hands in outward motions* just spewin. 

It was a mess. 

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