I wanna be where the creams are (The Little Sqirmaid)

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Look at this Dufflebag, isn't it neat? 

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? 

Wouldn't you think I'm the leg, the leg who has everything? 

Look at this crab, treasures untold. 

How many wonders can one stripper pole hold 

Crying around here, you're think, 

Sure, she's got every disease. 

I've got bitches and dollars a plenty. 

I've got it/thats and they/thems galore. 

You pimpin thing-a-mabobs? 

I've got 22. 

But who cares? 

No creamy deal. 

I creamed more. 

I wanna be where the creams are. 

I wanna see, wanna see them creaming. 

Walking around on those, 

what do you call them again? 

Fleas. 

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 20 ⏰

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