Parker X Chester (life of luxury)

Getting satire

"Oh wow..." Chester said. "I know dude, I just wanted to say that I really like you and I just wanted to ask, will you be my boyfriend?" Parker asked, flustered. "YES!!! I've had a crush on you since that one New Years party where you kept moaning because you were super drunk..." "REALLY?!? THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO!!!" Parker had no idea that he had a crush on him for that long. They both started hearing crying and looked over at the door were Parker's dark web girlfriend weeped. "How do you get in here...and how long have you been there?" Parker asked, confused and nervous. "I opened the door so we could pound and it's been a minute since I got here. *cries harder*." The deep web girlfriend said. Then they all had a threesome The End.