Chapter 8: It's a Slumb-Sleepover!

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*opening skit*

(Y/N):*to the camera* Anyone notice that in the new fortnite season, whenever you jump out the battle bus You-

Caelus came in and threw the tv off the table.

Caelus:*holds pizza* I made dinner.

(Y/N): Uh.. Dude?

Caelus: And I figure we-

(Y/N)/Caelus: Can use the tv stand as a dinner table!

Caelus: Yes bro!

(Y/N): I'll grab some plates.

Caelus: Wait, uh...

(Y/N): Hey, you ever do the-

You open the drawer to find nothing and turns to the sink filled with dirty plates.

(Y/N): -Dishes... Dude, how have you not done them?

Caelus: It's been a long week okay?

(Y/N): How? You don't even have a job!

Caelus throws the Pizza at your direction but missed and it fell to the ground.

(Y/N): Now what?

Caelus: Five seconds rule.

He was about to grab it but you smack his hand away.

(Y/N): No dude, it's already five seconds. Let's just hit Mcdonald's.

Caelus: Fine.

Caelus flops to the ground and you stand on top of him and rode him as a skate to Mcdonald's drivethrough.

(Y/N): Yo, can I get a-

Mcdonald's cashier: Sir, you need to be in a car to order.

The two of you ran towards a random car in the street and yank the owner away and taking it.

(Y/N): Yo, can I get a time machine?

Caelus: Dude, Your not gonna have-

Mcdonald's cashier: Anything else?

Caelus: What?

(Y/N):*turns to the backseat* You want anything?

Pom-pom:...

(Y/N): Ever since the pandemic, you've been acting Weird!

You picked up the time machine and press a few buttons.

Caelus: Bro, what are you doing?

(Y/N): We're going back in time.

Caelus: To when?

(Y/N): To right before that pizza hit the ground.

The two of you then disappear and reappear in your kitchen. The pizza then got thrown at the two of you but missed and hit the ground.

(Y/N): Five seconds rule.

Caelus: Dude you're a genius!

You grab the pizza and split it into two before the two of you eat the whole thing.

*end of skit*

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Ruan Mei hummed her song as she cooks breakfast. You were sitting at the dinner table in the morning, Natasha and Hook were still sleeping.

You yawn feeling tired of not having to sleep. The two of you were at it all night and before you realized, it was already morning.

And now that the heat of the moment is gone, guilt starts to set in.

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