miscellaneous britpop imagines + sometimes nu-metal+ sometimes actually scottish

joe gatto

joe gatto boy pussy
don't read this if you are fussy or squeamish

joe was one of those guys that was kind of mysterious, he kind of liked pie, and nobody really knew how freaky he was in bed.
one day Joe was walking down the street in flowy red capri pants, and a crochet knit baby tee that said "Fiona Appl" and you definitely could tell he made it. The wind was whipping that day, totally razzling everything around and turning those capris into shorts. He spots a really handsome man, and he says "wow that's a hot man." The man was actually Murr. They run up to eachother after they lock eyes and they twirl, then they sprint to Joe's apartment.
Joe had a messy apartment, it was covered from floor to ceiling with bowls of cheese chilli and it was horrific to see, but Murr didn't care because he wanted to see those genitals amirite! They go onto his clog covered bed and they have to shovel off the clogs, and they get right at it. Murr takes off his sludge covered pants and he's just practically oozing, and Joe  whips out the boy pussy. It's very very wide and very deep and you can fit so many things inside. His gaping puss was like a big Mary Poppins pocket, and it could fit everything from a lamp to a peena inside. Murr looks inside and he is immediately out of words to say. He decided to stick a fist in first, and his thumb caught Joe's golf ball sized clit and it bounced off his finger. The first was filling up no space so he stuck another inside, and slowly there was both of his feet inside too. Joe was moaning like mad, scratching his long toenails against the clogs. Joe began ripping off the rest of his clothes, even the fiona appl baby tee. Murr was full body thrusting into Joe, and by thrust #12 he said "im gonna fucking bust, buddy." And bust he did. He filled up Joe's flesh pocket with almost 18 litres of cum, and it was all strawberry milk coloured.