Will Forte and Jason Sudeikis were having a grand old time making this music video for Mumford and Sons, and the music was getting them so much into the mood that they were giving each other the eyes from across the large cello.
"Alright, Cut!" one of the mormon guys in Mumford & Sons yelled.
"we need a little less sexual tension between you two." someone shouted at Jason S and Will.
"well, I guess we could fix that if you give us a second." said will
"We need our privacy." screeched Jason Sudeikis.
It was a gorgeous sunny day in this gorgeous sunny field, and it made Jason Sudeikis's Little Jason Sudeikis wake up a little bit, also due to the way Will Forte was flaunting his sexiness and hair.
"God, Will. You look good enough to eat.' Jason S gently whispered.
Will Forte was blushing like a truck, and his little Will was also awake.
They began grinding on each other very slowly, with Ed Helms playing some soft piano music that slightly resembled Lizzo's hit song, "Boys."
"Oh wow, jay, this is getting me in the mood."
"Good, Willy. Now, let's get your willy out."
They started grinding harder and harder as the chorus of "Boys" was playing ever so loudly.
"Will, your beard is providing the softest touch to my face and it is going to make me nut." Jason sputtered out.
They kept on grinding until it was not working any longer, and they needed something to penetrate.
"Jason Sudeikis. I need you to swiftly place the head of your banjo into my anus, ok? No questions asked, just do it please. I need this."
Jason S complied and Will teared up at the searing pain caused by his stretching asshole.
"AAGH. AAAAAGH AGH AGH GAH!!!!!" that was the sound of Will Forte's pleasured screams.
These screams caused the production team and all of the people in Mumford & Sons to come back, and they all entered the area as soon as Will Forte nutted all over the place.
"Okay." all the Mormons shouted in unison.
Then they proceeded to film the one scene where they're in that rustic barn with the hanging lights, and the sparks are flying, they're harmonizing like magic.
Will Forte is almost sobbing because of how emotional the song is, and it's just making Jason ever so attracted to him. He slowly leans in to kiss him gently when the camera pans to Ed Helms' face, but the camera actually doesn't move and Jason Sudeikis is actually caught on camera fully passionately making out with the scraggly bearded man of his dreams, Will Forte.
After they're done filming the video, they all get paid their 40 cents but actually the most attractive one (Jason Bateman) gets paid 60 cents.
Everyone leaves the set knowing that Jason Sudeikis and Will Forte will start their blossoming romance together and will be attending many basketball games and cofathering their children together.
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miscellaneous britpop imagines + sometimes nu-metal+ sometimes actually scottish
Fanfichey guys i'm really good at writing smut and fluff so this shouldn't be a shock to you.
