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mattheo stop being grumpy

mattheo grumpy
theodore in love with daphne
blaise smartie
draco blondie

blondie
what are we doing today

in love with daphne
what's today

smartie
valentine's day you dumb fuck

who's grumpy now

smartie
stfu you're the most grumpy
ever since autumn's been noticing other men 😬😬😬

in love with daphne
she's been what

blondie
do you not see her in hogsmeade rn

in love with daphne
and you are???

blondie
not on purpose
she just walked in

in love with daphne
i'm coming
which boy is she with

blondie
idk 🤔🤔
but they seem very intimate

shut the fuck up

smartie
someone's jealous 😲

in love with daphne
why the fuck are you jealous

i'm not
blaise is just being an asshole

smartie
geez maybe we should set you up with autumn

blondie
might be too late for that 😬😬

in love with daphne
what the fuck
we aren't setting up my sister with anyone
draco can you get that boy to back off

blondie
not my job 🤷
plus i like seeing mattheo jealous
gives him emotions yk?

in love with daphne
and why the fuck is he jealous again?

smartie
you're so dumb

i'm leaving

blondie
they just kissed !

in love with daphne
you're bluffing

smartie
what if he isn't 🤔

in love with daphne
stfu
are u in hogsmeade too??

smartie
yeah you're just slow
mattheo u should join us
see your competition

shut the fuck up

blondie
oh yeah btw i was bluffing
they didn't kiss

in love with daphne
you're annoying as hell
i jsut ran to the entrance of hogsmeade 🖕

blondie
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thisismetrying

thisismetrying i want a boyfriend

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thisismetrying i want a boyfriend

d4phne no you don't men are stupid
graciesbigtoe you say that as if theo isn't in love with you
d4phne no he's not
thisismetrying yes he is.

victoriassecret lowk... same 😔
thebestweasley screenshotting this for the next time you complain about love
victoriassecret love is embarrassing

user i volunteer as tribute
user1 unfortunately she was with josh mclaggen in hogsmeade
graciesbigtoe SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT
thisismetrying thanks for the galleon pansy !

user2 never in my six years at higswatt did i ever think that tori would want a bf
author sorry guys i needed to include the real typo 😭
user3 you sound like a teacher after the sub left a horrible note about the students
user4 or when the entire class fails a test

author posting this right before i take a math quiz

















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i want to change pansy's spam user so badly but i don't want to look through the chapters to fix it each time 😭
we'll just have to deal with gracie's big toe 😭😭😭

─ erin <3

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