"WAIT!!" You called out as if in a cringe kids movie, like poppy from trolls. God, I hate that movie. He rolled his eyes with sass and turned off the chainsaw. "What?" He said sassily. "I- I think we can come up with something else..." He was about to turn the chainsaw back on when you continued, "...U-um, maybe we can just kill Mr Green instead, right??" It was quiet. He just stared at you for a bit, you presumed that he must've been thinking.
After some silence, he raised his pointer finger in the air as though he had an idea. He looked at you with a serious face. "Bacon bacon bacon." he said. He unstrapped you from the hospital chair and you stood up.
"You're clever, y/n. Veeerrry clever." He paced across the room with his hands joined behind his back. walked out of the room, leaving you by yourself. You waited for a minute to see if he'd be back, but there wasn't a sound in the house.
You got up and left the room, looking around to see where Jerma may have gone. "Hellooo?" You called out. No response. You looked down the hall and saw a shirtless buff bald man standing at the end.
"Hey, have you seen a short guy with mustache hair around here?" You asked. "Glue." He vanished as he uttered the word. You shrugged it off. There was a loud muffled bang nearby, you couldn't tell where from. "Jerma??" You called out.
You looked into one of the doors in the hallway. The walls, floor and ceiling were all cushioned. You could hear the song 'Renai Circulation' playing nearby, slowly getting louder. You entered the room full of pillows.
the door SLAMS behind you. you turn around to face the door and there is another slam behind you. You turn around again to that the room has suddenly extended its length by about 20 metres.
At the other end of the room, Jerma is in a large cage attached to the ceiling. "Y/n!! Oh, thank god you're here. Come and get me outta this cage, will you?" He yelled from across the room. There was a figure of a man next to the cage. Jerma continued, "Oh but, uh, be careful of this guy!! He's pretty scary!!"
The man next to Jerma turned around.
He began speaking to you.
"This is your test y/n, this is your test. The entire reason why I brought you here in the first place. The door has just locked behind you, you thought this was a tour? Your test begins now."
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Jerma x reader (crackfic)
FanfictionYou wake up in his basement tied to a chair. Many Jerma references are made in this book. As well as imagery. Stunning. also i haven't written anything on this acc in like almost 2 years. im bored. read it. idk.